Subtropical Storm Alberto Strengthens Ahead of Landfall in the Florida Panhandle; Flooding, Storm Surge, Damaging Winds Possible A once in a thousand year storm two out of three years. Lot's of named storms, even this big one in May. When does that happen? There'll be tornadoes. You can count on it. Thank God for Republicans telling us it's all made up and there is no such thing as climate change. I feel better already.