YUKON's RANT

[Said1]

I'm too old, damn it!

You're never too old to get the fuck out.

Being over 55 years old, makes emigrating to Canada rather difficult.

I seriously considered it, but found that given my age, I would not be eligible for citizenship.

There's always pizza delivery. Recession proof.

 

[catzmeow]

There's always pizza delivery. Recession proof.

And working as an accountant or mortician. Also recession proof.

 

[KittenKoder]

There's always pizza delivery. Recession proof.

And working as an accountant or mortician. Also recession proof.

I always wanted to be a mortician ... just never got the training.

 

[Toro]

There's always pizza delivery. Recession proof.

And working as an accountant or mortician. Also recession proof.

I always wanted to be a mortician ... just never got the training.

Working with dead people or working with accountants - there's not much difference!

 

[007]

Hey, how about everyone that thinks 'America sucks', head up to Canada or at least try for citizenship there? Renounce citizenship in this hell hole, please.

You mean all the liberals, like murtha and reverend wright? Good idea...

 

[KittenKoder]

Hey, how about everyone that thinks 'America sucks', head up to Canada or at least try for citizenship there? Renounce citizenship in this hell hole, please.

You mean all the liberals, like murtha and reverend wright? Good idea...

Wright needs to be strung up ... with his own intestine.

 

[Diuretic]

Hey, how about everyone that thinks 'America sucks', head up to Canada or at least try for citizenship there? Renounce citizenship in this hell hole, please.

Now you'll start a rush....uh-oh

 

[editec]

You're never too old to get the fuck out.

Being over 55 years old, makes emigrating to Canada rather difficult.

I seriously considered it, but found that given my age, I would not be eligible for citizenship.

There's always pizza delivery. Recession proof.

Yeah, but what has that to do with my desire to live in Vancouver as a citizen?

 

[Yukon]

In Canada hockey is the national sport and the greatest hockey player of all time is Wayne Gretzky. Gretzky was and is a hockey "purist' of unimpeachable charactor. A true gentleman but still a great athlete. In America the national sport (passtime) is baseball and it is dominated by a drug crazed African American who cheated to break homerun records, lied to the courts, and will ultimately go to jail. Will American society strip him of his baseball records? NO !!!!

Yes the main difference between Canada and America is that Canadians live by the rules, they "play" fair, they don't cheat.

There was a saying during WWII that aptly described Americans, Brits and Canadians. It went like this:

Americans walk down the High Street and act like they own it. Brits walk down the High Street and they do own it. Canadians walk down the High Street and they don't give a damn who owns it !!!

 

[eots]

in canada hockey is the national sport and the greatest hockey player of all time is wayne gretzky. Gretzky was and is a hockey "purist' of unimpeachable charactor. A true gentleman but still a great athlete. In america the national sport (passtime) is baseball and it is dominated by a drug crazed african american who cheated to break homerun records, lied to the courts, and will ultimately go to jail. Will american society strip him of his baseball records? No !!!!

Yes the main difference between canada and america is that canadians live by the rules, they "play" fair, they don't cheat.

There was a saying during wwii that aptly described americans, brits and canadians. It went like this:

americans walk down the high street and act like they own it. Brits walk down the high street and they do own it. Canadians walk down the high street and they don't give a damn who owns it !!!

ya..thats...nice......just great..yawn

 

[Said1]

Being over 55 years old, makes emigrating to Canada rather difficult.

I seriously considered it, but found that given my age, I would not be eligible for citizenship.

There's always pizza delivery. Recession proof.

Yeah, but what has that to do with my desire to live in Vancouver as a citizen?

Well, pizzerias are kind of known for paying their drivers under the table. Good profession for 'new' Canadians. You could drive a taxi, too. It's up to you. I thought this was obvious to potential illegals.

 

[Said1]

Canadians walk down the High Street and they don't give a damn who owns it !!!

They only do that in the Yukon. But don't worry, maybe someday you'll live in a real province.

 

[Yukon]

You can get rich in the US by sleliling steroids to african-American baseball players and the odd white guy too like Jose Canseco and Mark McGuire.

 

[Said1]

You can get rich in the US by sleliling steroids to african-American baseball players and the odd white guy too like Jose Canseco and Mark McGuire.

Thankfully, selling booze to the natives will never get old.

 

[Yukon]

At least we only get them drunk, it's better than using them for target practice.

 

[Said1]

At least we only get them drunk, it's better than using them for target practice.

So that's a faux pas, now?

 

[del]

In Canada hockey is the national sport and the greatest hockey player of all time is Wayne Gretzky. Gretzky was and is a hockey "purist' of unimpeachable charactor. A true gentleman but still a great athlete. In America the national sport (passtime) is baseball and it is dominated by a drug crazed African American who cheated to break homerun records, lied to the courts, and will ultimately go to jail. Will American society strip him of his baseball records? NO !!!!

Yes the main difference between Canada and America is that Canadians live by the rules, they "play" fair, they don't cheat.

There was a saying during WWII that aptly described Americans, Brits and Canadians. It went like this:

Americans walk down the High Street and act like they own it. Brits walk down the High Street and they do own it. Canadians walk down the High Street and they don't give a damn who owns it !!!

wayne gretzky? you're kidding right? wayne gretzky?

 

[Yukon]

Not kidding at all. Gretzky is the greatest, Bonds is a drug crazed cheater.

 

[del]

Not kidding at all. Gretzky is the greatest, Bonds is a drug crazed cheater.

you know less about hockey than you do about guns.

 

[Toro]

In Canada hockey is the national sport and the greatest hockey player of all time is Wayne Gretzky. Gretzky was and is a hockey "purist' of unimpeachable charactor. A true gentleman but still a great athlete. In America the national sport (passtime) is baseball and it is dominated by a drug crazed African American who cheated to break homerun records, lied to the courts, and will ultimately go to jail. Will American society strip him of his baseball records? NO !!!!

Yes the main difference between Canada and America is that Canadians live by the rules, they "play" fair, they don't cheat.

Ben Johnson