You might be a woman if..............

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

 

[Road Runner]

If you don't have a penis and bleed out of your ass every month?

 

[White 6]

If you don't have a penis and bleed out of your ass every month?

No. If you bleed out your ass, you probably have a hemorrhoid, but you never know. Could be a polyp.

 

[Road Runner]

No. If you bleed out your ass, you probably have a hemorrhoid, but you never know. Could be a polyp.

You know what I meant lol

 

[White 6]

You know what I meant lol

Sorry. Couldn't resist.

 

[iamwhatiseem]

You have several gay men as friends.

 

[iamwhatiseem]

You spend more money on clothes than tools.

 

[iamwhatiseem]

You have asked someone to kill a spider for you

 

[Blackrook]

You have moods that men must take into account when they're in a relationship with you.

 

[iamwhatiseem]

You see your spouse is relaxed and comfortable and it makes you frustrated

 

[Devils_Advocate]

If they bleed every twenty-eight days and tell you that you are worthless and their mother said they could have done better, well you are dating a Serbian woman!!!

 

[Devils_Advocate]

You have asked someone to kill a spider for you

Actually, my biological father was deathly afraid of spiders and would scream like a little girl…

 

[Blackrook]

You get a new boyfriend and the first thing you do is start changing his bedroom.

 

[Votto]

You have been appointed to the Supreme Court but don't know what a woman is, even though you are a woman, and everyone claims you are a woman, but are not really sure despite this.

 

[Blackrook]

I can't tell you what a "woman" is but I know one when I see one!

 

[Road Runner]

I can't tell you what a "woman" is

You must not be a biologist.