You might be a Romney if...........

[Ravi]

If you spend 40K plus on your hair yearly, you might be a Romney.

 

[Syphon]

If you donate a larger percentage of your annual income to charity than the President of the United States, you might be Romney.

if you pay a lower federal income tax rate than someone making $50k you might be a Romney.

 

[California Girl]

If you scare the beejeezus out of liberals, you might be Romney.

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

If you have all the charisma of a warm glass of milk, you might be a Romney.

 

[California Girl]

If the left wing media have to misquote you to make you look bad, you might be Romney.

 

[Full-Auto]

If you created more jobs than Obama, you might be Romney.

or not...

FactCheck.org : Unproven Jobs Claim in Pro-Romney Ad

Los Angeles Times, Dec. 3: Bain expanded many of the companies it acquired. But like other leveraged-buyout firms, Romney and his team also maximized returns by firing workers, seeking government subsidies, and flipping companies quickly for large profits. Sometimes Bain investors gained even when companies slid into bankruptcy.

For example, Politico noted that in 1992, Bain acquired the firm American Pad & Paper, and that by 1999 two American plants were closed and 385 jobs had been cut.

Bain managers told the Los Angeles Times they were focused on profit, not job creation.

"I never thought of what I do for a living as job creation,” Marc B. Walpow, a former managing partner at Bain who worked closely with Romney for nine years, told the Los Angeles Times. “The primary goal of private equity is to create wealth for your investors.”"

You mean romney has matched Democrats in unproven claims?

Sorry he has a way to go.

 

[L.K.Eder]

if you exude the personality of a robot then you might be a romney.

 

[Syphon]

if you think corporations are people too you might be a Romney.

 

[Ravi]

If you change your mind more often than your toilet paper, you might be a Romney.

 

[Ravi]

If you loved Obamacare when it was called Romneycare, you might be a Romney.

 

[imbalance]

If you poll better than Barack Obama, you might be a Romney.

 

[imbalance]

If the thought of your winning the nomination terrifies hipster liberal degenerates, you might be a Romney.

 

[L.K.Eder]

if the thought of your winning the nomination torments a large proportion of concerned citizens and real americans so much that they hope for a brokered convention with palin jumping in, then you might be a romney.

 

[California Girl]

If you recognize the difference between state run and federal run programs, you might be Romney.

 

[Ravi]

If you think hiring illegal immigrants is good business sense until you run for president, you might be a Romney.

 

[Ravi]

If you can't knock out Santorum and Newt in a couple of weeks, you might be a Romney.

 

[California Girl]

If you know how many states make up the Union, you might be Romney.

 

[Ravi]

If your watch cost more than the average American salary, you might be a Romney.

 

[California Girl]

If you care about the 'middle class' more than the wealthy, you might be a Romney.

 

[Syphon]

if you cant win in the south over santorum, you might be a romney.