Reporter: MR President, you love blaming Bush for your own mistakes. How do you sleep at night?
Obama: Let me be clear, this notion, that I ahh ahh um, ahh sleep is totally wrong. I ahhh ahh uh, umm, do not sleep. Bush fucked up the bed in the bedroom, that I inherited, from um ah, uh, umm him, George Bush. So to ah um uh answer ah um uh your uh um question, I don't sleep. It is because of Bush.
Reporter: Mr President, your wife wore an amazon woman outfit to the state dinner the other night. Why did she wear such an atrocious outfit.
Obama: Let me be clear, uh um ah, the notion that the um uh ahh outfit that my ah um uh, wife wore is well.... Bush was the reason. Ah, um ahh uh umm, Bush is always the reason,, uh um ahh, unless it is , ah um uh, good.
Reporter: Mr President, your dentist says you need a crown and have gingivitis. Care to comment on that?
Obama: Let me be clear, I ah um uh, I have severe gingivitis, ah uh umm, a major disease. I uh um ah, have that, um uh disease, because of um uh ah, George W Bush.
Reporter: Mr President, You are the President, when will you take responsibility for your actions?
Obama: Let me be clear, Ah uh um, as long as Bush is alive I will ah ah blame him.