You cant make this stuff up!

[ClosedCaption]

Today November 3rd is National Housewives day

Today November 3rd is also National Sandwich day.

Joke writes itself

 

[Delta4Embassy]

Should we oppose the sexist dinosaur wording of 'housewife?' Aren't their househusbands as well now?

 

[Ernie S.]

Shut up and make me a sandwich, *****.

 

[bucs90]

The word housewife is a microaggression on so many levels.

Sexist. Because why the wife can't work?
Genderist. How we know the wife identifies as a woman?
Gayist. Saying wife indicates only one wife.
Racist. House Wife is too close to House Negro from slave days.
Poorist. Not everyone can afford a house.
Singlist. Don't force your lifestyle on us. Maybe we don't want marriage for ourselves, but just wanna cohabitate.
Xenophobic. It's written in English and it's offensive to immigrants.


Chant it with me now libs....

"Take a look!"
"Learn a lesson!"
"Enough of your..."
"Micro Aggression!"
"Hey hey....ho ho...."
"Take a look"
"Learn a lesson!"
"Enough of your..."
"Micro Aggression!"

Repeat.

Coming soon to a liberal rally near you.

 

[LoneLaugher]

Bucs......you won't convince anyone that you aren't more easily offended than the average liberal. Your sensitive nature is well known to all.

 

[ClosedCaption]

Bucs......you won't convince anyone that you aren't more easily offended than the average liberal. Your sensitive nature is well known to all.

He's prolly lying anyway