Woman marries bridge

[dilloduck]

This thread is riveting.

I'm in suspense

 

[Zona]

Jodi Rose, Australian Artist, Marries 600-Year-Old French Bridge Le Pont du Diable

A woman named Jodi Rose married a 600 year old bridge in France.

So.

 

[dilloduck]

Jodi Rose, Australian Artist, Marries 600-Year-Old French Bridge Le Pont du Diable

A woman named Jodi Rose married a 600 year old bridge in France.

So.

fail

 

[daveman]

lets just hope she doesn't consumate the marriage. She should marry Dennis Rodman.

Here's the consummation. You can tell because his back is arched:

 

[daveman]

Jodi Rose, Australian Artist, Marries 600-Year-Old French Bridge Le Pont du Diable

A woman named Jodi Rose married a 600 year old bridge in France.

Where are they going on their honeymoon?

The other side.

 

[Noomi]

Jodi Rose, Australian Artist, Marries 600-Year-Old French Bridge Le Pont du Diable

A woman named Jodi Rose married a 600 year old bridge in France.

So? How does this affect you?

 

[daveman]

Jodi Rose, Australian Artist, Marries 600-Year-Old French Bridge Le Pont du Diable

A woman named Jodi Rose married a 600 year old bridge in France.

So? How does this affect you?

Please...won't someone think of the footbridges!

 

[MeBelle]

From the article:

The beaming bride kept it traditional on her not-so-traditional wedding day.

 

[Noomi]

From the article:

The beaming bride kept it traditional on her not-so-traditional wedding day.

Well, if it makes her happy, who cares?

 

[Mr. H.]

Truss me, this will work.

 

[Noomi]

Truss me, this will work.

If the bridge crumbles and falls down, is it a marriage 'breakdown'?

 

[Mr. H.]

Truss me, this will work.

If the bridge crumbles and falls down, is it a marriage 'breakdown'?

That would be a bridge of sighs.

 

[asaratis]

Truss me, this will work.

If the bridge crumbles and falls down, is it a marriage 'breakdown'?

She won't be able to cross that bridge when she gets to it.

 

[Missourian]

They had their first fight when she railed on him.

That's what he gets for making her cross.

 

[MeBelle]

From the article:

The beaming bride kept it traditional on her not-so-traditional wedding day.

Well, if it makes her happy, who cares?

You missed it.
*sigh*

 

[MeBelle]

Truss me, this will work.

If the bridge crumbles and falls down, is it a marriage 'breakdown'?

It's a broken marriage.

 

[Sunshine]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjNgn4r6SOA]Simon & Garfunkel - Bridge over troubled water (with lyrics) - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Sherry]

If there's a divorce...does she get half?

They'd have to call it a draw.

 

[R.C. Christian]

I suppose doggie style is out of the question.

 

[jknowgood]

I guess this means she goes both ways.