Woman from Wheeling

[janeeng]

There once was a women from wheeling
who got a funny feeling
so she laid on her back,
spread open her crack,
and pissed all over the ceiling!

 

[Joan]

That's about as old as I am! Here's one from my high school days:

There once was a couple name Shelly
Who are now living belly to belly
Because in their haste
They used library paste
Instead of petroleum jelly

 

[jimnyc]

I suppose that fits the bill of "writing skills"

 

[janeeng]

Ah, let me bend over and you can start kissing! it is what it is and that's all it is!

 

[Zebra]

fine poems,,!