Uncensored, you are not a conservative, merely a far wing bat on the far right below the horizon. Your only creditability, son, is with other wing bats. You are here for grins and chuckles only.
Jake, what would you possibly know of "conservatives?"
First off, I make no claim to being a conservative. I generally refer to myself as a liberal. I support liberty, which is the definition of a liberal. You Jake, are not a liberal, you are a leftist. You seek government control over the lives and minute details of the lives of the subjects of the regime.
Because I am a liberal, I support Laissez Faire Capitalism - this simply means that the government keeps their grubby, greedy hands out of the business transactions of others. Oh sure, you as a leftist will scream about "corporations not paying their fair share," despite the fact that 75% of the income of American corporations goes directly into the pocket of the federal government. Oh, you don't understand this, I realize - KOS and HuffingGlue never explained it to you - but corporate income is double taxed - that's right, every dollar of income that the poor schleps down at the corner 7-11 take in is taxed as corporate taxes - THEN taxed again as personal income when they get their share. Should they sell, it gets TAXED again, as a capital gain.
But you and the other moron socialists say they aren't paying their fair share...
I'm a liberal because I think government should leave people the **** alone. That means that government doesn't get to put people in jail or fine them for doing things that they don't like, but harm no one but the person doing it. No laws against prostitution, homosexuality, gambling, drugs or even cigarettes. Vice laws are an attack on civil liberties.
I am a liberal Jake - you are a leftist.