Rule Britannia

[Mortimer]

Tommorrow i meet my friend Ian for lunch
Im in good mood i sing
I wonder if he would sing with me for social media but i wont ask im sure he wont even if he wanted but any display of patriotism might be controversial for him he is native briton scottish and has a job where he might be questioned no one cares for me

 

[The Duke]

Oh..k.
Uhm, Britons are slaves right now.
They're slaves to the bobbies and the aristocrats. Under total surveillance, too. I mean total.
America is not much better, but Brits are fooked.
They get arrested for FB posts, brah.
I got my phone and my freakin' air conditioner spying on me right now.
Yeah, the air conditioner. It pings a satellite like every 9 seconds.

 

[Mortimer]

 

[MostBoringManInTheWorld]

Sing, Mortimer, sing!

Sing your heart out like your life depends on it!

And by the way, it's not true that no one cares for you.

Your friend, Ian, cares for you enough to have lunch with you.

And I'm sure your mother and your sister care even more for you than Ian does.

Sing, Mortimer, sing!

 

[Mortimer]

Sing, Mortimer, sing!

Sing your heart out like your life depends on it!

And by the way, it's not true that no one cares for you.

Your friend, Ian, cares for you enough to have lunch with you.

And I'm sure your mother and your sister care even more for you than Ian does.

Sing, Mortimer, sing!

Thanks
But i meant antifa or authorities wont see me as questionable as much as if he sings

 

[luiza]

Thanks
But i meant antifa or authorities wont see me as questionable as much as if he sings

They have you on file as an idiot .
100% guaranteed .

You also are physically incapable of singing .
Immediately off key and out of tune .
A very irritating and unpleasant noise.

 

[Harry Dresden]

They have you on file as an idiot .
100% guaranteed .

You also are physically incapable of singing .
Immediately off key and out of tune .
A very irritating and unpleasant noise.

she has a point....

 

[Mortimer]

I showed Ian my Instagram reel and we discussed first time politics he seems quite based

Listen to why

 

[Mortimer]

The british usually if you speak english wont say you are doing bad you try and they say you are doing well

 

[Ringo]