Rule Britannia

[Mortimer]

Tommorrow i meet my friend Ian for lunch
Im in good mood i sing
I wonder if he would sing with me for social media but i wont ask im sure he wont even if he wanted but any display of patriotism might be controversial for him he is native briton scottish and has a job where he might be questioned no one cares for me

 

[The Duke]

Oh..k.
Uhm, Britons are slaves right now.
They're slaves to the bobbies and the aristocrats. Under total surveillance, too. I mean total.
America is not much better, but Brits are fooked.
They get arrested for FB posts, brah.
I got my phone and my freakin' air conditioner spying on me right now.
Yeah, the air conditioner. It pings a satellite like every 9 seconds.

 

[Mortimer]