Will USMB Suck Too?

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Like the last forum I was at? I have a plan to stop that if it does. Like it or not, global warming is going to be bad news for this planet. At least one scientist believes that the end could come in as little as 20 years. I HAVE THE SOLUTION! One that you could call perpetual motion. That is in so far as getting far more energy out of the device that you put into it. I am willing to tell you all about it. And you will understand. But there is a price to be paid for this information.

Here is the deal. I swear on my honor that I will tell you what I said I would tell you. (If I don't, feel free to ban me) But there are three small things I want in exchange for saving your lives, the lives of everybody you know and the lives of most of the creatures on the planet. First, don't ban me! Secondly, unlike the last forum I was at, I want the freedom to say whatever I want. You yourselves probably believe in the concept of freedom. DON'T BE HYPOCRITES! Like captain Kirk said in an old Star Trek episode, "Freedom has to apply to everybody. Or it applies to nobody!" Even the devil has the right to free speech. Though from what I have seen, the real devils call themselves moderators. As to the third thing I want, I decided that I don't like my username. I would like to change it.

So there it is everybody. Will USMB SUCK really really really bad? Will they choose to save their lives, your lives and the lives of most of the creatures on the planet? Or will they feel that the pathetic hypocritical rules that forums usually go by are more important. Let the fun begin!
 
Like the last forum I was at? I have a plan to stop that if it does. Like it or not, global warming is going to be bad news for this planet. At least one scientist believes that the end could come in as little as 20 years. I HAVE THE SOLUTION! One that you could call perpetual motion. That is in so far as getting far more energy out of the device that you put into it. I am willing to tell you all about it. And you will understand. But there is a price to be paid for this information.

Here is the deal. I swear on my honor that I will tell you what I said I would tell you. (If I don't, feel free to ban me) But there are three small things I want in exchange for saving your lives, the lives of everybody you know and the lives of most of the creatures on the planet. First, don't ban me! Secondly, unlike the last forum I was at, I want the freedom to say whatever I want. You yourselves probably believe in the concept of freedom. DON'T BE HYPOCRITES! Like captain Kirk said in an old Star Trek episode, "Freedom has to apply to everybody. Or it applies to nobody!" Even the devil has the right to free speech. Though from what I have seen, the real devils call themselves moderators. As to the third thing I want, I decided that I don't like my username. I would like to change it.

So there it is everybody. Will USMB SUCK really really really bad? Will they choose to save their lives, your lives and the lives of most of the creatures on the planet? Or will they feel that the pathetic hypocritical rules that forums usually go by are more important. Let the fun begin!

Will USMB Suck Too?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the topic of sucking :smoke:

Ahem now remember clean minds, innocent minds :whip:

Talking of sucking, I think this illustrates the whole dilemma of sucking.

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Like the last forum I was at? I have a plan to stop that if it does. Like it or not, global warming is going to be bad news for this planet. At least one scientist believes that the end could come in as little as 20 years. I HAVE THE SOLUTION! One that you could call perpetual motion. That is in so far as getting far more energy out of the device that you put into it. I am willing to tell you all about it. And you will understand. But there is a price to be paid for this information.

Here is the deal. I swear on my honor that I will tell you what I said I would tell you. (If I don't, feel free to ban me) But there are three small things I want in exchange for saving your lives, the lives of everybody you know and the lives of most of the creatures on the planet. First, don't ban me! Secondly, unlike the last forum I was at, I want the freedom to say whatever I want. You yourselves probably believe in the concept of freedom. DON'T BE HYPOCRITES! Like captain Kirk said in an old Star Trek episode, "Freedom has to apply to everybody. Or it applies to nobody!" Even the devil has the right to free speech. Though from what I have seen, the real devils call themselves moderators. As to the third thing I want, I decided that I don't like my username. I would like to change it.

So there it is everybody. Will USMB SUCK really really really bad? Will they choose to save their lives, your lives and the lives of most of the creatures on the planet? Or will they feel that the pathetic hypocritical rules that forums usually go by are more important. Let the fun begin!

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You appear to be skeptical. if the mods agree to my terms, boy are you going to have egg on your face.

You appear to be skeptical. if the mods agree to my terms, boy are you going to have egg on your face.

The mods are going to agree to let you read the TOS, and then abide by it.. :eusa_whistle:

Fine. Then you can all die a slow festering death.
 
Like the last forum I was at? I have a plan to stop that if it does. Like it or not, global warming is going to be bad news for this planet. At least one scientist believes that the end could come in as little as 20 years. I HAVE THE SOLUTION! One that you could call perpetual motion. That is in so far as getting far more energy out of the device that you put into it. I am willing to tell you all about it. And you will understand. But there is a price to be paid for this information.

Here is the deal. I swear on my honor that I will tell you what I said I would tell you. (If I don't, feel free to ban me) But there are three small things I want in exchange for saving your lives, the lives of everybody you know and the lives of most of the creatures on the planet. First, don't ban me! Secondly, unlike the last forum I was at, I want the freedom to say whatever I want. You yourselves probably believe in the concept of freedom. DON'T BE HYPOCRITES! Like captain Kirk said in an old Star Trek episode, "Freedom has to apply to everybody. Or it applies to nobody!" Even the devil has the right to free speech. Though from what I have seen, the real devils call themselves moderators. As to the third thing I want, I decided that I don't like my username. I would like to change it.

So there it is everybody. Will USMB SUCK really really really bad? Will they choose to save their lives, your lives and the lives of most of the creatures on the planet? Or will they feel that the pathetic hypocritical rules that forums usually go by are more important. Let the fun begin!

You're going to have a rough go here
 
Like the last forum I was at? I have a plan to stop that if it does. Like it or not, global warming is going to be bad news for this planet. At least one scientist believes that the end could come in as little as 20 years. I HAVE THE SOLUTION! One that you could call perpetual motion. That is in so far as getting far more energy out of the device that you put into it. I am willing to tell you all about it. And you will understand. But there is a price to be paid for this information.

Here is the deal. I swear on my honor that I will tell you what I said I would tell you. (If I don't, feel free to ban me) But there are three small things I want in exchange for saving your lives, the lives of everybody you know and the lives of most of the creatures on the planet. First, don't ban me! Secondly, unlike the last forum I was at, I want the freedom to say whatever I want. You yourselves probably believe in the concept of freedom. DON'T BE HYPOCRITES! Like captain Kirk said in an old Star Trek episode, "Freedom has to apply to everybody. Or it applies to nobody!" Even the devil has the right to free speech. Though from what I have seen, the real devils call themselves moderators. As to the third thing I want, I decided that I don't like my username. I would like to change it.

So there it is everybody. Will USMB SUCK really really really bad? Will they choose to save their lives, your lives and the lives of most of the creatures on the planet? Or will they feel that the pathetic hypocritical rules that forums usually go by are more important. Let the fun begin!

You're going to have a rough go here

It won't be anything compared to what you're going to go through in anywhere from 20 to 50 years. But due to the likely exponential growth of global warming, it should be fairly quick.
 
Doesn't our right to freedom also include the right to ban you? Why is your freedom more important than our freedom?
 
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