Why would this woman invite me to her house to watch movies and.............

[fbj]

after we ate dinner she doesn't sit on the same couch as me? I was the one who sat down on the couch first and then her goofy ass sits on the other couch? Why the **** wouldn't she sit next to me on the same couch? Then we watched one movie and then she went to get some ice cream and then sat on the same couch as me but sat on the other end of the couch?

I swear she maybe slightly retarded. Then she has a nerve to say to me.........."why don't you take your shoes off and get comfortable?

What difference did it make if she was sitting at the other end of the couch? SMH

 

[Wyatt earp]

Lmao

 

[fbj]

Lmao

**** is funny?

 

[ScienceRocks]

You should of told her that you want to screw her brains out! Then moved over close to her.

 

[fbj]

You should of told her that you want to screw her brains out! Then moved over close to her.

But I didn't want to come off as a horn dog

 

[pillars]

Why didn't you pretend to be a couch and ask her to sit on you?

 

[fbj]

Why didn't you pretend to be a couch and ask her to sit on you?

I told her I had a human sofa fetish but she never sat on top of me. We discussed it 5 days before I went to her place

 

[S.J.]

Maybe it's your breath.

 

[fbj]

Maybe it's your breath.

Hey retard. She never sat close enough to smell my breathe

 

[jon_berzerk]

Maybe it's your breath.

Hey retard. She never sat close enough to smell my breathe

or so you hope

--LOL

 

[fbj]

Maybe it's your breath.

Hey retard. She never sat close enough to smell my breathe

or so you hope

--LOL

Well why was she trying to get me to take off my shoes and get more comfortable?

BTW I never called her goofy ass back. That was the weirdest experience I ever had when going to a woman's apartment

 

[S.J.]

Maybe it's your breath.

Hey retard. She never sat close enough to smell my breathe

Maybe she was afraid of you.

 

[Maxx]

You should of told her that you want to screw her brains out! Then moved over close to her.

But I didn't want to come off as a horn dog

Obviously you didn't LOL.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

You should of told her that you want to screw her brains out! Then moved over close to her.

But I didn't want to come off as a horn dog

So instead you whine about your dates online coming off like a douchebag.

 

[iamwhatiseem]

Friend zoned.

 

[guno]

You sound a bit socially retarded

 

[Muhammed]

Maybe you have nasty BO.

 

[fbj]

You sound a bit socially retarded

I am, I admitted that 2 weeks ago

 

[fbj]

Maybe it's your breath.

Hey retard. She never sat close enough to smell my breathe

Maybe she was afraid of you.

Then she shouldn't have invited me over.

 

[S.J.]

Maybe it's your breath.

Hey retard. She never sat close enough to smell my breathe

Maybe she was afraid of you.

Then she shouldn't have invited me over.

Maybe she felt sorry for you.