Your infatuation with me is beyond creepy, weakling.
I'm flattered you have a man crush on me, but it certainly isn't reciprocated (yeah, look that one up PS dropout)....
Poor Swallow*....
*Disclaimer: The user name distortion referenced above signifies the poster's tendency to "Swallow" any leftist meme and does not in any way signify anything of a sexual nature. This has been explained to him numerous times, but for reasons known only to him he wants to pretend it is of a homosexual nature. He is most certainly free to engage in his own perverted fantasies regarding other posters, but these are most certainly not reciprocated.
No crush.
Dude, it's obvious... I've told you multiple times I'm not gay and you still want me to be...
I don't even like ya. But I wouldn't want to see you get hurt.
You on the other hand would probably put a cap in my noggin
I don't really care what you and your man-friends do in the privacy of your own room... You can prance around in the hurricane all you want....
I'm just saying your attraction to me is fucking creepy, but I understand...
Thanks, but no thanks, Swallow....