Why Does The SB Halftime Have To Be Singing And Dancing.....Why Not Standup Comedy

[JackOfNoTrades]

Dunno, Jack, the guy seemed funny enough to me and the room where the video was shot was in tears laughing! Maybe the problem is that hole in your head, the brains that fell out, and the fact that you just don't know what funny is being the delicate communist snowflake gaslighter you are. Maybe you think Stalin is funny!


Gee, and here I thought it was a SPORTING event, for the players who play and the fans who support it buying tickets to games. How does a corporation watch a game anyway? Aren't corporations just more people?


It USED to be a G event before the pervs like you took over. I mean, like you just said Jack, FAMILIES and LITTLE CHILDREN. Only a soulless deviant communist moron would want their little kids watching half-naked women gyrating grabbing their crouches. I vote for a return to a wholesome Rated G program. I mean, since when are sporting events RATED R or RATED X?


I think your birth was a huge waste of time and money--- perhaps you might do better converted to a few pounds of Soylent Green? Then we could send you as war aid to help feed a few starving Ukrainians.

I have to wonder, when was the last time you got laid? Cause you come off as a bit of an angry incel.
Why don't you go bother someone else. I wasn't talking to you anyway.

 

[toobfreak]

I have to wonder, when was the last time you got laid? Cause you come off as a bit of an angry incel.

Whatever an incel is Jack. I guess all you internet trash know stupid label stuff like that, like whatever QAnon is supposed to be. Helps you to deflect from what was really said or asked.

Why don't you go bother someone else. I wasn't talking to you anyway.

Start posting all of your comments in white letters Jack, then maybe I'll miss them because you obviously can't help saying something stupid, insensitive, obtuse, or just plain anti-American whenever you speak.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Whatever an incel is Jack. I guess all you internet trash know stupid label stuff like that, like whatever QAnon is supposed to be. Helps you to deflect from what was really said or asked.


Start posting all of your comments in white letters Jack, then maybe I'll miss them because you obviously can't help saying something stupid, insensitive, obtuse, or just plain anti-American whenever you speak.

Look incel, I'm not wasting my time on you if all you're going to be is an angry little twat. Maybe you can find some fellow incels and commiserate how Trump really won in 2020.

You're free to ignore my posts. Again, if I am speaking to you, THEN you can respond. So be a big (incel) boy. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

 

[mudwhistle]

They had two weeks to get ready.....Sucks for them if they don't have a plan.

If you ever wondered why teams play different after halftime it's because they have good coaches that know how to adjust their gameplan to beat the other team.
That's why KC came back.
They adjusted.
But it takes time to communicate the changes to the players.
Funny thing about English....it takes time to say it.
If the players were robots they would just download a program in seconds and sent them back out.

 

[mudwhistle]

A good comedian will offend someone. Bad idea.

Some people go out of their way to be offended.
Screw them in the ass.

 

[toobfreak]

Look incel,

What is an Incel, Jack, someone who can't buy or build a garage? Maybe Vermont just won't reissue you another license to drive after that last affair?

I'm not wasting my time on you

Jack, that is all you ever do.

if all you're going to be is an angry little twat.

And you'd obviously have no interest in twats.

You're free to ignore my posts.

No, instead, I think you should donate twice as much then post half as frequently, so the rest of us have better pursuits than debunking your lies and BS. OTOH, I really liked that idea of posting your comments in white, but then, I know how much you hate anything white.

Again, if I am speaking to you, THEN you can respond.

Sorry, Jack, it just don't work that way. But hey! Why don't you become head of the FCC and outlaw freedom of speech! That is your speed.

So be a big (incel) boy. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

Good Jack, you do that, meantime, I'll keep commenting on your posts whenever I see you say anything as dumb, wrong or just plain inflammatory as you always do. Or you could just straighten up and fly right like a good, respectable AMERICAN.

Naw, never happen.

 

[mudwhistle]

Would the comedians lip sync too??

Only if they have a dummy.

 

[Rambunctious]

Anything as long as its shorter... my God the Halftime was over an hour long.... and if you must touch yourself in the crotch in order to perform do not apply....

 

[Harpy Eagle]

Why does there have to be a “Halftime Show” at the Super Bowl to begin with?

 

[evenflow1969]

I think everyone's getting fed up with these Satanic singing and dance numbers we're subjected to every year at the Super Bowl.
My idea of a great halftime would be Jim Gaffigan doing a 15-20 min standup routine.
That would be worth watching.
All you'd need is a stage....a microphone and some lighting.
That's entertainment.

Lol. It's called free market economy. Gain controlling interest in the NFL you can put what ever half time show you want. Until then current ownership gets to decide.

 

[sealybobo]

Some people go out of their way to be offended.
Screw them in the ass.

Since the NFL is trying so hard to push gambling I think they should just do that before the game, at half time and then after the game.

So before the game they can talk all about what the bets are, what number to call to make the bet, give you advice on what you should bet on. Who they like. What does Michael Strayhan think? What about Tom Brady? Who's he going with? I believe most of the talking heads picked the Eagles btw. LOL. So they can help the betting sites make money. And in turn the betting sites advertise with the NFL.

Since 1991, Super Bowl gamblers as a whole have beaten the Nevada sportsbooks twice. As a win-loss record, the sportsbooks are 30-2 against the betting public for the Super Bowl since the record-keeping began.

 

[mudwhistle]

Since the NFL is trying so hard to push gambling I think they should just do that before the game, at half time and then after the game.

So before the game they can talk all about what the bets are, what number to call to make the bet, give you advice on what you should bet on. Who they like. What does Michael Strayhan think? What about Tom Brady? Who's he going with? I believe most of the talking heads picked the Eagles btw. LOL. So they can help the betting sites make money. And in turn the betting sites advertise with the NFL.

Since 1991, Super Bowl gamblers as a whole have beaten the Nevada sportsbooks twice. As a win-loss record, the sportsbooks are 30-2 against the betting public for the Super Bowl since the record-keeping began.

They have a channel that deals with bets almost exclusively.
Did you know you can bet on a game at halftime?
Ever wonder why the Chargers collapsed against the Jags?
Because the refs started fixing the game due to all of the bets placed at halftime.

 

[mudwhistle]

Anything as long as its shorter... my God the Halftime was over an hour long.... and if you must touch yourself in the crotch in order to perform do not apply....

Most of the Hollywood folks are degenerate assholes that hate their fans.
They do that because they are pretty much telling us to go fuck ourselves.

 

[Rambunctious]

Most of the Hollywood folks are degenerate assholes that hate their fans.
They do that because they are pretty much telling us to go fuck ourselves.

They are way out of touch I think I heard that she made 98 million dollars last year.... 98 MILLION and she can't even sing....

 

[mudwhistle]

I'd prefer one or two of the best US marching bands but my Boy did percussion so I am biased.

Marching bands suck.
They can ruin any song.
I played on one in H.S.

 

[mudwhistle]

They are way out of touch I think I heard that she made 98 million dollars last year.... 98 MILLION and she can't even sing....

She works under Jay-Z who has ties to Obama....so the sky's the limit.
Nevermind the fact that the NFL is selling her clothing line FENTY on their site.

 

[BackAgain]

I have secured a rare clip of some halftime show rehearsals:

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

I have secured a rare clip of some halftime show rehearsals:

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Except in a stadium, there is no ceiling. So where is it gonna end up?

 

[hjmick]

Why does there have to be a halftime show at all?