The argument as I've heard it goes like this:
"I don't NEED a gun. I WANT guns:
• To protect me and my family
• Because the Second Amendment protects my right to have guns (the one and only time I respect the government since Obama)
• In case I need them to protect myself against the government that protects my Second Amendment right to have guns
• Because they make me strong (and that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t be strong if I didn’t have guns because I’ve always had guns so I can’t imagine what it would be like not to have guns and anyone who says they’re stronger than me because they don’t have guns IS A ******* LYING ***** AND THEY CAN GO **** THEMSELVES!111!!)
What're you lookin' at, *****?"