Through full body massage with happy ending and g-spot focus work?
So how about that swap of practice for practice with my friend?
everybody doesn't enjoy bdsm all the time.
wait until my next girlfriend loses a bet; and it is my turn to cover it.
I'm laughing my ass off at you folks. Sex, BDSM, and cooking. Your banter reminds me of a scene from the ridiculous "Fifty Shades" series. She drags her billionaire off to the supermarket because she doesn't have groceries in her apartment. He is flummoxed. Billionaires don't set foot in supermarkets. They get back to her apartment. She wants sex first. He wants to eat first. So he has to help with the cooking. She sets him to chopping peppers and the man ain't got a clue as to how to do it. She goes about preparing the meal while making sure that she rubs up against him at every opportunity. It was funny. She succeeds in taming the billionaire boy in this story by refusing to be a sycophant like the rest of those he knows and reminding him when necessary that he is an asshole.
Which is why the whole '50 Shades' thing was just so much tripe. Poorly prepared tripe at that!
50 Shades was not about BDSM. It was about rape and a teenagers fantasy of a billionaire.
Actually, it wasn't. It's a fantasy, sure. Little miss modest English Lit major makes up her mind that, having not had sex before, she decides that he is going to be her first. She doesn't change her mind after he shows her his "playroom" and toys, and asks whether he should take her home because she must be disgusted by now. She forges ahead, instead. After many tedious sex scenes that leave them both panting and the unpacking of all of his enormous emotional baggage, her finding a lost boy underneath it all, a helicopter crash that was an attempt by a rival to kill him by tinkering with his helicopter, her being stalked by his deranged ex-lover, his rival's attempt to kidnap her, the interference of the woman who introduced him to BDSM, and more, he ends up wrapped around her little finger, next to the one bearing a very, very large diamond. The wedding is wonderful, their baby is really cute, and they have another one on the way.
I read this on the internet after seeing all of the comments about it, many of which I suspected were wrong, and reading Dave Berry's hilarious column on it:
Dave Barry Learns Everything You Need to Know About Being a Husband From Reading "50 Shades of Grey"
I found the whole thing, particularly the public misconceptions of it, very amusing.
Jane Austin must be rolling over in her grave.