Cons are paranoid without pot.
LOL, a leftist talking about someone being paranoid. Republicans are trying to take your government check away...
Paranoia is imaginary. Cons trying to destroy Social Security, Medicare, food stamps for hungry children, and healthcare is real, not imaginary. Cons really are cold heartless *****, and that's a good enough reason to be a hippie.
Conservatives would increase the viability of Social Security and Medicare for a longer time by raising the ridiculously unrealistic age of 65, so more would be contributing and less syphoning off. Conservatives favor teaching people to fish rather than giving free fish to people who made no effort to feed themselves. Conservatives favor people to set aside part of their income for health emergencies, (i.e. getting their own health insurance) rather than relying on an unreliable government yahoo who has the power to grant or deny them appropriate healthcare. Conservatives are the first in line to help in natural emergencies, disasters and they are giving more to charities than the true heartless *****, the liberals who talk the talk but too cheap and cowardly to walk the walk. Conservatives have enough moral strength not having to rely on artificial and phony boosters like pot, meth, heroin, cocain or any other illegal substance which destroyed many potentially good and productive liberal minds.
Conservatives imbibe LEGAL alcohol, still legal Nicotine (smoking or chewing) for which they are already getting ridicule from the oh so sophisticated liberals. Liberal hippies become conservatives when: 1. They get kicked out of mommy's basement or 2. They get robbed/help up/home invaded by a fellow liberal by different or same skin color.