Why Are The Mormons Having A War On Masturbation?

[Carla_Danger]

I'm so relieved that there are people like Carla around ready and willing to encourage our children to masturbate.

Good grief.

Not only did I encourage them to masturbate, when they became teens, (around 17 yrs of age) I made them wear a condom necklace around their necks.

My daughter is no Bristol Palin, that's for sure! LOL!

 

[Avatar4321]

And no one is spying or tattling on anyone.

They are in the video.

So clearly the video is factual and truthful.

Are you saying it's a lie?

That anyone is spying or tattling? Yes.

 

[Avatar4321]

That could cause one to rush out and get married to the wrong individual, which would in turn lead to either divorce or a very unhappy, unhealthy, life.

You never answered my question about why it's any business of the Church, if someone masturbates? Why the need to spy, or run and go tattle? It's a personal affair.

The Church is required to teach the plan of happiness. Respect for the power to create life is part of that.

If you have two people striving to make the other person happy, you will never be married to the wrong person.

When you have charity you cannot be unhappy.

Required how? I don't recall the Bible saying it's a sin to masturbate.

It's not happiness for the Church to put their nose in someones crotch, especially since it's a healthy, normal, activity. (excuse my language)

No one is in your crotch. Which is probably why you care so much about the subject.

 

[Carla_Danger]

I'm so relieved that there are people like Carla around ready and willing to encourage our children to masturbate.

Good grief.

I'll tell you something else, about that stupid Christian pledge for abstinence.... More Christian girls are having anal sex due to the pledge.

 

[koshergrl]

I'm so relieved that there are people like Carla around ready and willing to encourage our children to masturbate.

Good grief.

Not only did I encourage them to masturbate, when they became teens, (around 17 yrs of age) I made them wear a condom necklace around their necks.

My daughter is no Bristol Palin, that's for sure! LOL!

I'm sure that worked out great for them.

Yuck.

 

[mdk]

I am sure I am making up for their share.

 

[Carla_Danger]

And no one is spying or tattling on anyone.

They are in the video.

So clearly the video is factual and truthful.

Are you saying it's a lie?

That anyone is spying or tattling? Yes.

But it's not a lie that your Church is encouraging people to spy and tattle. And the truth is, you really don't know if anyone is spying or tattling...I'm sure they don't publish it in the Mormon newsletter....or do they?

I don't know...I just know it's a weird video.

 

[Carla_Danger]

I'm so relieved that there are people like Carla around ready and willing to encourage our children to masturbate.

Good grief.

Not only did I encourage them to masturbate, when they became teens, (around 17 yrs of age) I made them wear a condom necklace around their necks.

My daughter is no Bristol Palin, that's for sure! LOL!

I'm sure that worked out great for them.

Yuck.

It's worked out great for me too. I'm not a grandparent.

 

[koshergrl]

I'm so relieved that there are people like Carla around ready and willing to encourage our children to masturbate.

Good grief.

I'll tell you something else, about that stupid Christian pledge for abstinence.... More Christian girls are having anal sex due to the pledge.

Awesome. Thanks for encouraging kids to have sex despite the fact that their parents tell them not to. I'm sure you step right up there and give them lessons, too. Cuz that's the sort of standup person you obviously are.

 

[koshergrl]

And no one is spying or tattling on anyone.

They are in the video.

So clearly the video is factual and truthful.

Are you saying it's a lie?

That anyone is spying or tattling? Yes.

But it's not a lie that your Church is encouraging people to spy and tattle. And the truth is, you really don't know if anyone is spying or tattling...I'm sure they don't publish it in the Mormon newsletter....or do they?

I don't know...I just know it's a weird video.

It seems to me that you're spying and tattling..and your stake in what mormon parents are teaching their kids about masturbation is..what? Exactly?

 

[koshergrl]

I'm so relieved that there are people like Carla around ready and willing to encourage our children to masturbate.

Good grief.

Not only did I encourage them to masturbate, when they became teens, (around 17 yrs of age) I made them wear a condom necklace around their necks.

My daughter is no Bristol Palin, that's for sure! LOL!

I'm sure that worked out great for them.

Yuck.

It's worked out great for me too. I'm not a grandparent.

Awesome. I'm sure you have stock in your local abortion abbatoir.

Tell me, are you one of those *helpful* women who escorts underaged girls to get the abortions that hide the fact that they're being systematically abused?

 

[Carla_Danger]

That could cause one to rush out and get married to the wrong individual, which would in turn lead to either divorce or a very unhappy, unhealthy, life.

You never answered my question about why it's any business of the Church, if someone masturbates? Why the need to spy, or run and go tattle? It's a personal affair.

The Church is required to teach the plan of happiness. Respect for the power to create life is part of that.

If you have two people striving to make the other person happy, you will never be married to the wrong person.

When you have charity you cannot be unhappy.

Required how? I don't recall the Bible saying it's a sin to masturbate.

It's not happiness for the Church to put their nose in someones crotch, especially since it's a healthy, normal, activity. (excuse my language)

No one is in your crotch. Which is probably why you care so much about the subject.

I didn't say "my" crotch, but I think you already know that.

 

[koshergrl]

That could cause one to rush out and get married to the wrong individual, which would in turn lead to either divorce or a very unhappy, unhealthy, life.

You never answered my question about why it's any business of the Church, if someone masturbates? Why the need to spy, or run and go tattle? It's a personal affair.

The Church is required to teach the plan of happiness. Respect for the power to create life is part of that.

If you have two people striving to make the other person happy, you will never be married to the wrong person.

When you have charity you cannot be unhappy.

Required how? I don't recall the Bible saying it's a sin to masturbate.

It's not happiness for the Church to put their nose in someones crotch, especially since it's a healthy, normal, activity. (excuse my language)

No one is in your crotch. Which is probably why you care so much about the subject.

I didn't say "my" crotch, but I think you already know that.

So why are you so fascinated about what's going on in other people's crotches, then?

 

[Carla_Danger]

They are in the video.

So clearly the video is factual and truthful.

Are you saying it's a lie?

That anyone is spying or tattling? Yes.

But it's not a lie that your Church is encouraging people to spy and tattle. And the truth is, you really don't know if anyone is spying or tattling...I'm sure they don't publish it in the Mormon newsletter....or do they?

I don't know...I just know it's a weird video.

It seems to me that you're spying and tattling..and your stake in what mormon parents are teaching their kids about masturbation is..what? Exactly?

The video is out on youtube, silly. I guess I was spying on youtube. (eye roll)

 

[koshergrl]

There's lots of stuff on Youtube.

What you see is rather affected by what you're searching.

Which does indeed tell a lot about what your proclivities are.

 

[Carla_Danger]

That could cause one to rush out and get married to the wrong individual, which would in turn lead to either divorce or a very unhappy, unhealthy, life.

You never answered my question about why it's any business of the Church, if someone masturbates? Why the need to spy, or run and go tattle? It's a personal affair.

The Church is required to teach the plan of happiness. Respect for the power to create life is part of that.

If you have two people striving to make the other person happy, you will never be married to the wrong person.

When you have charity you cannot be unhappy.

Required how? I don't recall the Bible saying it's a sin to masturbate.

It's not happiness for the Church to put their nose in someones crotch, especially since it's a healthy, normal, activity. (excuse my language)

No one is in your crotch. Which is probably why you care so much about the subject.

I didn't say "my" crotch, but I think you already know that.

So why are you so fascinated about what's going on in other people's crotches, then?

What every they do, it is their business. That's the whole point of the thread, DingDong.

 

[koshergrl]

You seem to be making it your business, ding dong.

 

[Capstone]

I'm so relieved that there are people like Carla around ready and willing to encourage our children to masturbate. ...

Not half as relieved as I am that there are people like Avatar (and you?) ready and willing to attach unhealthy senses of shame and fear to a perfectly natural rite of passage into young adulthood, all in the name of religious fundamentalism!

 

[Carla_Danger]

You seem to be making it your business, ding dong.

This is a debate forum. Get a hold of yourself, woman. (pun intended)

 

[koshergrl]

Wow that's hilarious. I know what this is. And you appear to be far more fascinated in the sexual activities of the youngsters you've identified, than those you attack for "interfering" with them. Which is always amusing, because you pro-sex, pro-abortion cheerleaders always screech that it's nobody's business what kids are doing sexually. That's how you justify pushing sex on them via sex ed (aka "grooming") in the schools, non-oversight of abortion clinics, and the avoidance of mandatory reporting by people who know when illegal sex with minors is taking place.