A rancher is working by one of his fields and a black sedan pulls up and a man in a suit and tie gets out. He quickly walks to the fence surrounding the field and begins to climb over.
The rancher shouts to him "YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!!"
The suited man climbs down and briskly walks up to the rancher pulling out a wallet containing a badge. "I'm a agent for the IRS and this badge says I can do whatever the hell I want Mister....and you can't stop me. I wanna see what you've got in your field. I wanna see if you're hiding property from the United States Government."
The rancher steps back and says nothing to which the agents says "yeah...that's right. Be a good little man and shut up."
The agent scrambles over the fence and quickly walks over the bluff. After a few moments a loud scream is heard. Before long the agent comes running red-faced at top speed with the biggest..meanest bull you'd ever want to see hot on his heels...blowing snot and throwing up huge clumps of sod behind him.
Seeing this the rancher couldn't resist the opportunity.
He says "Hey asshole....show him your badge!!!!"
The rancher shouts to him "YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!!"
The suited man climbs down and briskly walks up to the rancher pulling out a wallet containing a badge. "I'm a agent for the IRS and this badge says I can do whatever the hell I want Mister....and you can't stop me. I wanna see what you've got in your field. I wanna see if you're hiding property from the United States Government."
The rancher steps back and says nothing to which the agents says "yeah...that's right. Be a good little man and shut up."
The agent scrambles over the fence and quickly walks over the bluff. After a few moments a loud scream is heard. Before long the agent comes running red-faced at top speed with the biggest..meanest bull you'd ever want to see hot on his heels...blowing snot and throwing up huge clumps of sod behind him.
Seeing this the rancher couldn't resist the opportunity.
He says "Hey asshole....show him your badge!!!!"