White House Whistleblower Claims Strangers Drag Him From Place To Place & Make Him Sign Papers & Read Words On Monitors & He Hardly Gets Any Ice cream

[The Purge]

White House Whistleblower Claims Strangers Drag Him From Place To Place And Make Him Sign Papers And Read Words On Monitors And He Hardly Gets Any Ice Cream

WASHINGTON, D.C.—CNN has just released a bombshell interview with an anonymous White House whistleblower, who gave a harrowing account that could spell trouble for the Biden administration.

babylonbee.com

Making me put this here when it undoubtedly is much closer to the truth!

 

[toobfreak]

White House Whistleblower Claims Strangers Drag Him From Place To Place And Make Him Sign Papers And Read Words On Monitors And He Hardly Gets Any Ice Cream

WASHINGTON, D.C.—CNN has just released a bombshell interview with an anonymous White House whistleblower, who gave a harrowing account that could spell trouble for the Biden administration.

babylonbee.com

Making me put this here when it undoubtedly is much closer to the truth!

The good news is that they are working on a wheelchair that you can sit in and take a crap in and have your ass wiped clean all the while never moving or having to even get up and it looks like you are dressed in a nice tux just sitting there the whole time.

Joe's hoping to get one of the first new models in time for Christmas.

 

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