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BULLDOG, you know you want you some white girl!Sorry Mortie, but I don't know if you could pass for a white girl.
BULLDOG, you know you want you some white girl!Sorry Mortie, but I don't know if you could pass for a white girl.
My My, Morty Morty, you have it for him. I get it. I think Mort is hot in that 450 gallon black Johnny Cash hat.BULLDOG, you know you want you some white girl!Sorry Mortie, but I don't know if you could pass for a white girl.
I admit I do appreciate the beauty of girls, especially with an eye to how amazing they will be in a few years, but they don't compare to the overpowering attraction of women. There is a lot more to being sexy than perky tits, Mortie's tits don't look that perky anyway.
If I had one request though, I'd like to see you do some sound garden.
Ok but what is sound garden? Tell me and I might do it
If I had one request though, I'd like to see you do some sound garden.
Ok but what is sound garden? Tell me and I might do it
If I had one request though, I'd like to see you do some sound garden.
Ok but what is sound garden? Tell me and I might do it
Ok man. Wanted just to do it. I recorded the video but then I realised there is no music and voice. Dont know why. Maybe the microphone on the webcam has a glitch. I will try later with another cam. Stay tuned.
Mort, I bet you'd do a mean Paul Rodgers, 'All Right Know'!Thought this was the thread for cocaine. My bad...