White Girl

[Mortimer]

 

[Erinwltr]

I'm really digging your hat, Mort. Where'd you get it? Gangster pose near the end is trippin', dude.

 

[Mortimer]

I'm really digging your hat, Mort. Where'd you get it? Gangster pose near the end is trippin', dude.

Amazon online shop.

 

[Yarddog]

First of all.... you have more guts than I do to pull off a musical performance like that.
Secondly, you need a bigger microphone, guitar lessons and visit/ find a vocal coach.
Surprisingly, you do have a stage presence and confidence... so that is a good start.
You might be a natural!

 

[BULLDOG]

Sorry Mortie, but I don't know if you could pass for a white girl.

 

[Erinwltr]

Sorry Mortie, but I don't know if you could pass for a white girl.

BULLDOG, you know you want you some white girl!

 

[Deplorable Yankee]

Mort you're an Austrian national treasure ,,,

 

[BULLDOG]

Sorry Mortie, but I don't know if you could pass for a white girl.

BULLDOG, you know you want you some white girl!

I admit I do appreciate the beauty of girls, especially with an eye to how amazing they will be in a few years, but they don't compare to the overpowering attraction of women. There is a lot more to being sexy than perky tits, Mortie's tits don't look that perky anyway.

 

[Erinwltr]

Sorry Mortie, but I don't know if you could pass for a white girl.

BULLDOG, you know you want you some white girl!

I admit I do appreciate the beauty of girls, especially with an eye to how amazing they will be in a few years, but they don't compare to the overpowering attraction of women. There is a lot more to being sexy than perky tits, Mortie's tits don't look that perky anyway.

My My, Morty Morty, you have it for him. I get it. I think Mort is hot in that 450 gallon black Johnny Cash hat.

 

[Yarddog]

If I had one request though, I'd like to see you do some sound garden.

 

[Mortimer]

If I had one request though, I'd like to see you do some sound garden.

Ok but what is sound garden? Tell me and I might do it

 

[Yarddog]

If I had one request though, I'd like to see you do some sound garden.

Ok but what is sound garden? Tell me and I might do it

 

[Mortimer]

If I had one request though, I'd like to see you do some sound garden.

Ok but what is sound garden? Tell me and I might do it

Ok man. Wanted just to do it. I recorded the video but then I realised there is no music and voice. Dont know why. Maybe the microphone on the webcam has a glitch. I will try later with another cam. Stay tuned.

 

[Yarddog]

If I had one request though, I'd like to see you do some sound garden.

Ok but what is sound garden? Tell me and I might do it

Ok man. Wanted just to do it. I recorded the video but then I realised there is no music and voice. Dont know why. Maybe the microphone on the webcam has a glitch. I will try later with another cam. Stay tuned.

Wow, surprised you wouldn't want to practice first for a bit!

 

[TheGreatGatsby]

You getting ad money, Morti?
Your views high enough for that?

 

[CremeBrulee]

Thought this was the thread for cocaine. My bad...

 

[Oz and the Orchestra]

Thought this was the thread for cocaine. My bad...

Mort, I bet you'd do a mean Paul Rodgers, 'All Right Know'!

 

[Jitss617]

Are you playing at they dnc?