Where's Melania?

[Billy_Kinetta]

Why has Trump been hiding her?

I suspect she's got better things to do than play Democrat games.

 

[Hossfly]

Why has Trump been hiding her?

In the kitchen where you dweebocrats expect a woman to be.

 

[aaronleland]

Maybe she's not allowed to speak.

 

[S.J.]

Maybe she's not allowed to speak.

I wish somebody would tell Hillary not to speak. That ***** is worse than chalk on a blackboard.

 

[Ravi]

Maybe she's not allowed to speak.

Her mouth isn't full, that's for sure.

 

[Little-Acorn]

Trump's whole campaign has been a reality show.

Ah, there it is.

Little TOS brings up something totally irrelevant and tries to make a thread out of it, as though it had any merit.

When I saw the title, I wondered what lie he was basing this "relevance" on.

And now I see it.

(yawn)

 

[Rozman]

Why has Trump been hiding her?

He deported her.

Maybe she doesn't want to poke her head out right now...
Her husband has been going back and forth over what he's going to do
with the illegals.Is he going to deport them or not...

There have been some questions recently about her immigration status.

 

[Ravi]

Why has Trump been hiding her?

He deported her.

Maybe she doesn't want to poke her head out right now...
Her husband has been going back and forth over what he's going to do
with the illegals.Is he going to deport them or not...

There have been some questions recently about her immigration status.

I hate to say this but that we have similar thoughts means we are all doomed.

 

[Rozman]

The sleeper has awakened.....
At the last moment I decided not to buy a ticket for the Trump Train....

 

[The VOR]

Melania isn't running for office.

Neither is Bill Clinton, but that is different, right?

 

[The VOR]

My guess is she's been griping and bitching. According to Trump, that's grounds to move on to wife number 4.

He had her deported so he could get to #4, another Eastern European woman. We all know what he thinks of American women.

 

[S.J.]

My guess is she's been griping and bitching. According to Trump, that's grounds to move on to wife number 4.

He had her deported so he could get to #4, another Eastern European woman. We all know what he thinks of American women.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

My guess is she's been griping and bitching. According to Trump, that's grounds to move on to wife number 4.

He had her deported so he could get to #4, another Eastern European woman. We all know what he thinks of American women.

To be fair before the election he was a lifelong democrat. Have you see democrat women?

 

[jknowgood]

Trump's whole campaign has been a reality show. And now they phase out a main character without any notice? What's up with that?

Trump has been busy fulfilling campaign promises, where have you been?

 

[jknowgood]

She was hanging out at the White House pretending to be Michelle Obama.

You mean walking around the white house with a strap on. Oh and Michelle's wasn't a strap on.

 

[KissMy]

Melania's last public appearance was on May 10 when she joined the president at Joint Base Andrews to welcome home hostages who had been detained in North Korea. Donald Trump couldn't get Melania to be compliant, So he swapped her for NK hostages. He has North Korea & China reprogramming her.

Former Republican House Speaker John Boehner said Melania Trump often appears unhappy because she’d been assured that she’d never have to fill her current role, “I think Donald Trump promised Melania that he would not win, [that] she didn’t have to worry about ever living in the White House.”...“It’s probably why she doesn’t look real happy every day – well, maybe one reason,”

 

[TheProgressivePatriot]

Top Theories

1, Mueller has her in a witness protection program

2, She has fled back to her native Slovenia

3. She is hiding and writing a tell all book about Donald

4. She was abducted by aliens ....the undocumented kind, and is being held for ransom. Or, maybe it's Muslims or Gays who have her and Trump won't pay

5. She was abducted by space aliens to be impregnated with one of their kind, who will be born on earth, migrate into our gene pool and turn us into a civilized species.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

6) She's fed up with the idiot press.

 

[Doc1]

Why has Trump been hiding her?

Frankly it's none of your damn business.

 

[Muhammed]

She was hanging out at the White House pretending to be Michelle Obama.

Why would she want to look like a 'wookie'...........makes no sense!

Not a wookie. A cross between a Black Panther and the Planet of the Apes.

Yikes!

Would you let that thing suck your cock?