When life gives you lemons...

Marion Morrison

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I prefer real lemons over fake melons. :)
Me too!
Florida man....
Yeah, out women don't all have peroxide hair and fake tits, dude.

Natural blonde hair and real tits. :04:
How long you think weirdo posting above you will last?
Another day or maybe 2.

How do I even know a lot of Texas women have peroxide hair and fake tits? Oh! Oops. :eusa_silenced:

Same way I know there's a lot of tall, lithe, pretty brunette GA girls.
My cousin even had one. :auiqs.jpg:

She was on those pills though, he had to lose her.

I ain't tryin' to stereotype women, but women from certain areas have a lot of the same characteristics.

LA: Short, brunette curly, nice butt, possible fine mustache, medium to large breastuses. :aargh:

Love to hear them talk.
 
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Oh yeah! My buddy had a Texas girl, too. Peroxide hair, big ol' titties, but hers were real.

She taught us "Neon Rainbow".

She was pretty cool! That was a good-looking woman. She probably should have been in Nashville or Branson instead of around us. She was good!
She was like 6'1", not the typical Texas woman. She was something! :113:
Can't even remember her name, but I remember her.
She was big and pretty and buxom and could play guitar and sing.
I hope she made it, she had the tools to.
 
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