When life gives you lemons...

[miketx]

 

[JoeMoma]

I prefer real lemons over fake melons.

 

[miketx]

I prefer real lemons over fake melons.

Yeah right.

 

[JoeMoma]

I prefer real lemons over fake melons.

Yeah right.

Very right. But I do admit the huge fake melons do draw much more attention than the real lemons.

 

[miketx]

I prefer real lemons over fake melons.

Yeah right.

Very right. But I do admit the huge fake melons do draw much more attention than the real lemons.

Oh double boo boo crap! You'd be all over that!

 

[JoeMoma]

I can be "all over" a bowl of butter pecan ice cream even if I prefer strawberry ice cream. Nothing wrong with variety.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I'd pump her ass for her....
eeeer,,,,,I mean gas.

 

[miketx]

Ok ok ok goddamit! Mods! Keep the faggots out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[petro]

All I can think is Extreme Motorboating.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

All I can think is Extreme Motorboating.

From which end?

 

[miketx]

All I can think is Extreme Motorboating.

From which end?

Top.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

All I can think is Extreme Motorboating.

From which end?

Top.

The back end looks fine.....of course ya have to watch out for the backfire.

 

[miketx]

Later on...

 

[JoeMoma]

Ok ok ok goddamit! Mods! Keep the faggots out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do you want to be kept out of our own thread?

 

[miketx]

Ok ok ok goddamit! Mods! Keep the faggots out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do you want to be kept out of our own thread?

I'd really like to meet you someday.

 

[JoeMoma]

Ok ok ok goddamit! Mods! Keep the faggots out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do you want to be kept out of our own thread?

I'd really like to meet you someday.

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

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Can I see if those melons have Lemon juice in them?

 

[miketx]

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Can I see if those melons have Lemon juice in them?

Go ahead.

 

[percysunshine]

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I call real.

Fake ones look different.

 

[DustyInfinity]

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I call real.

Fake ones look different.

Sorry, I call fake. I too prefer lemons to fake melons.