When life gives you lemons...

[miketx]

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I call real.

Fake ones look different.

Sorry, I call fake. I too prefer lemons to fake melons.

Are the gay bars open still?

 

[deorro 1]

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if life gives you lemons how the heck would you be able to afford melons?

 

[miketx]

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if life gives you lemons how the heck would you be able to afford melons?

Never had a job in your life, huh?

 

[deorro 1]

I prefer real lemons over fake melons.

i prefer a no aisle line check out.

 

[deorro 1]

I prefer real lemons over fake melons.

Yeah right.

Very right. But I do admit the huge fake melons do draw much more attention than the real lemons.

haha... it's easier to see them with, little red riding hood.

 

[deorro 1]

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if life gives you lemons how the heck would you be able to afford melons?

Never had a job in your life, huh?

well, if I had a life, maybe i would have.. lol

I guess the saying is true.. the more you know the better the odds.

 

[Marion Morrison]

I prefer real lemons over fake melons.

Me too!

 

[deorro 1]

Later on...

what the hell is this mma fighter showing off his punch out?

fricken nut ball.

 

[miketx]

I prefer real lemons over fake melons.

Me too!

Florida man....

 

[deorro 1]

I prefer real lemons over fake melons.

Me too!

i do not care about your snowflake sensibilities.. let's keep the relationship over the net..

 

[Marion Morrison]

I prefer real lemons over fake melons.

Me too!

Florida man....

Yeah, our women don't all have peroxide hair and fake tits, dude.

Natural blonde hair and real tits.

 

[miketx]

I prefer real lemons over fake melons.

Me too!

Florida man....

Yeah, out women don't all have peroxide hair and fake tits, dude.

Natural blonde hair and real tits.

How long you think weirdo posting above you will last?

 

[Marion Morrison]

I prefer real lemons over fake melons.

Me too!

Florida man....

Yeah, out women don't all have peroxide hair and fake tits, dude.

Natural blonde hair and real tits.

How long you think weirdo posting above you will last?

Another day or maybe 2.

How do I even know a lot of Texas women have peroxide hair and fake tits? Oh! Oops.

Same way I know there's a lot of tall, lithe, pretty brunette GA girls.
My cousin even had one.

She was on those pills though, he had to lose her.

I ain't tryin' to stereotype women, but women from certain areas have a lot of the same characteristics.

LA: Short, brunette curly, nice butt, possible fine mustache, medium to large breastuses.

Love to hear them talk.

 

[Marion Morrison]

Oh yeah! My buddy had a Texas girl, too. Peroxide hair, big ol' titties, but hers were real.

She taught us "Neon Rainbow".

She was pretty cool! That was a good-looking woman. She probably should have been in Nashville or Branson instead of around us. She was good!
She was like 6'1", not the typical Texas woman. She was something!
Can't even remember her name, but I remember her.
She was big and pretty and buxom and could play guitar and sing.
I hope she made it, she had the tools to.

 

[Wilkinson]

Yeah right.