Litwin
Diamond Member
I will start with the classic.
Slovak, Hungarian and Gypsy are all waiting in the hospital to pick up their newborn kids.
The nurse comes out with 3 babies and says: "I am very sorry, but the babies got mixed up and we don't know which one belongs to who"
Slovak guy doesn't hesitate, grabs the gypsy kid and starts running.
Gypsy starts yelling: "C'mon man ! you know that's mine"
To which Slovak guy responds: "Yes, but I am not risking a Hungarian ! "
Slovak, Hungarian and Gypsy are all waiting in the hospital to pick up their newborn kids.
The nurse comes out with 3 babies and says: "I am very sorry, but the babies got mixed up and we don't know which one belongs to who"
Slovak guy doesn't hesitate, grabs the gypsy kid and starts running.
Gypsy starts yelling: "C'mon man ! you know that's mine"
To which Slovak guy responds: "Yes, but I am not risking a Hungarian ! "
