What's the protocol if you see someone vomit in public?

[Ravi]

Who do you call?

Homeland Security
CDC
Police

???

 

[NLT]

walk away

 

[Ravi]

That sounds irresponsible.

 

[Swagger]

Upload the footage onto YouTube, obviously.

 

[Ravi]

Upload the footage onto YouTube, obviously.

Do you realize you've only given out 8 thanks? That's almost as stingy as your previous rep history.

 

[High_Gravity]

Who do you call?

Homeland Security
CDC
Police

???

Behead them.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Drop into the fetal position and check drudge on your iPhone

 

[Ravi]

Who do you call?

Homeland Security
CDC
Police

???

Behead them.

That would spread bodily fluids, surely.

 

[shart_attack]

PM a mod.

 

[NLT]

That sounds irresponsible.

No that sounds smart. Fuchem if they got the eboler

 

[mudwhistle]

Who do you call?

Homeland Security
CDC
Police

???

Access the Obamacare site.

 

[High_Gravity]

Who do you call?

Homeland Security
CDC
Police

???

Behead them.

That would spread bodily fluids, surely.

Spread out the plastic Dexter style before you behead them.

 

[Asclepias]

Who do you call?

Homeland Security
CDC
Police

???

Perfect oportunity to prove CCW's save lives.

 

[NLT]

Who do you call?

Homeland Security
CDC
Police

???

Call in a minority janitor, or Plasma Ball same thing.

 

[blastoff]

Have one of my people handle it.

 

[martybegan]

1. Don't touch it or approach the person. If you are far enough away to not be splashed, stay that way.
2. At that point if you want to be a good Samaritan call 911 and explain the situation.

 

[DigitalDrifter]

Don't let your dog lick it up.

 

[patrick57]

I'd puke too.

 

[Katzndogz]

In Los Angeles it's the fire department who sends out a hazmat team.

 

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

Get a straw