Public urination in NYC sees 50% increase

[Thinker101]

Public urination violations are soaring across the boroughs, according to bladder-busting new data, revealing a nearly 50% increase in 9-1-1 calls related to the odorous offense since April 2025.

It’s an uptick in tinkling that’s more than a wee bit alarming.

Peeing in parks, walkways, roadways and on the sides of buildings is, unfortunately, hotly hip among New Yorkers this year, as law enforcement has received a staggering 316 complaints of public urination thus far in 2026. The number of indecent infractions is up from 214 during the same period last year — a sizable 47.7% increase.

Almost kinda sad to see what NYC is turning into.

Public urination in NYC sees 50% surge in just one year: report

 

[petro]

Google maps piss pins to match the San Francisco poop pins...

 

[egp320i]

Public urination violations are soaring across the boroughs, according to bladder-busting new data, revealing a nearly 50% increase in 9-1-1 calls related to the odorous offense since April 2025.

It’s an uptick in tinkling that’s more than a wee bit alarming.

Peeing in parks, walkways, roadways and on the sides of buildings is, unfortunately, hotly hip among New Yorkers this year, as law enforcement has received a staggering 316 complaints of public urination thus far in 2026. The number of indecent infractions is up from 214 during the same period last year — a sizable 47.7% increase.

Almost kinda sad to see what NYC is turning into.

Public urination in NYC sees 50% surge in just one year: report

not enough public bathrooms?
going to guess 99% are men who just whip it out in a bush

with those violations, who sees it and reports it, how do they get caught?

unless you are taking a piss when a beat officer walks by, how?

trying to play detective here

 

[Thinker101]

not enough public bathrooms?
going to guess 99% are men who just whip it out in a bush

with those violations, who sees it and reports it, how do they get caught?

unless you are taking a piss when a beat officer walks by, how?

trying to play detective here

NYC has bushes?

 

[egp320i]

NYC has bushes?

sure they do, there is landscaping, and central park of course has plenty
of places to wipe it out

ladies, not so much

apparently even the men are not bright, this is not a sober dude being careful

this is a drunk who can barely find his dick before piss runs down his leg

 

[drudge X]

They voted for this.

 

[MarathonMike]

not enough public bathrooms?
going to guess 99% are men who just whip it out in a bush

with those violations, who sees it and reports it, how do they get caught?

unless you are taking a piss when a beat officer walks by, how?

trying to play detective here

Or it could be irate New Yorkers pissing on Mamdani posters.

 

[protectionist]

Being born and raised in New York (Fort George neighborhood of Upper Manhattan), I can't help but wonder about what the street I lived in, and the whole neighborhood, is like, as the city disintegrates.

I hope they keep Fort Tryon Park clean and free of bums and Muslim crazies, and especially the Cloisters medieval monastery museum, filed with medieval art, 90% Catholic.

 

[White 6]

Public urination violations are soaring across the boroughs, according to bladder-busting new data, revealing a nearly 50% increase in 9-1-1 calls related to the odorous offense since April 2025.

It’s an uptick in tinkling that’s more than a wee bit alarming.

Peeing in parks, walkways, roadways and on the sides of buildings is, unfortunately, hotly hip among New Yorkers this year, as law enforcement has received a staggering 316 complaints of public urination thus far in 2026. The number of indecent infractions is up from 214 during the same period last year — a sizable 47.7% increase.

Almost kinda sad to see what NYC is turning into.

Public urination in NYC sees 50% surge in just one year: report

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go? Or inbred jerkoffs, that just say piss on it?

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

Progressive Culture

 

[toobfreak]

Public urination in NYC sees 50% increase​

And what is so surprising about that? I use every opportunity I have to piss on NYC, Mamdani and the governor that runs that shithole.

Lord knows it can only be an improvement.

 

[HikerGuy83]

Public urination violations are soaring across the boroughs, according to bladder-busting new data, revealing a nearly 50% increase in 9-1-1 calls related to the odorous offense since April 2025.

It’s an uptick in tinkling that’s more than a wee bit alarming.

Peeing in parks, walkways, roadways and on the sides of buildings is, unfortunately, hotly hip among New Yorkers this year, as law enforcement has received a staggering 316 complaints of public urination thus far in 2026. The number of indecent infractions is up from 214 during the same period last year — a sizable 47.7% increase.

Almost kinda sad to see what NYC is turning into.

Public urination in NYC sees 50% surge in just one year: report

The grass should be pretty green this summer.

Maybe it's a way to save nitrogen fertilizer.

 

[toobfreak]

NYC has bushes?

They used to. But they all died off from all of the people pissing on them made the soil too acid.

 

[Muhammed]

not enough public bathrooms?
going to guess 99% are men who just whip it out in a bush

with those violations, who sees it and reports it, how do they get caught?

unless you are taking a piss when a beat officer walks by, how?

trying to play detective here

These days cameras are ubiquitous. They are everywhere. If you whip it out in a bush there's probably a few cameras in the bush.

 

[egp320i]

These days cameras are ubiquitous. They are everywhere. If you whip it out in a bush there's probably a few cameras in the bush.

not sure about every bush, $$ but if somebody takes a phone pic, do they send it in, use facial recognition for doing what you must do when you can't find a better spot?

biology, it does break down, it does go away meanwhile NYC has rapes and murders all the time

but pissing in a bush.......on you are so busted

Urine is mostly water with salt and potassium and trace amounts of impurities

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

Sounds like flomax success.

 

[Invisibleflash]

Public urination violations are soaring across the boroughs, according to bladder-busting new data, revealing a nearly 50% increase in 9-1-1 calls related to the odorous offense since April 2025.

It’s an uptick in tinkling that’s more than a wee bit alarming.

Peeing in parks, walkways, roadways and on the sides of buildings is, unfortunately, hotly hip among New Yorkers this year, as law enforcement has received a staggering 316 complaints of public urination thus far in 2026. The number of indecent infractions is up from 214 during the same period last year — a sizable 47.7% increase.

Almost kinda sad to see what NYC is turning into.

Public urination in NYC sees 50% surge in just one year: report

Homeless dump their urine down the subway grates. That is why the subway stinks so bad.

 

[1srelluc]

Competing with all the rat piss.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

New York has ceased to care about New York.

 

[sartre play]

Public urination violations are soaring across the boroughs, according to bladder-busting new data, revealing a nearly 50% increase in 9-1-1 calls related to the odorous offense since April 2025.

It’s an uptick in tinkling that’s more than a wee bit alarming.

Peeing in parks, walkways, roadways and on the sides of buildings is, unfortunately, hotly hip among New Yorkers this year, as law enforcement has received a staggering 316 complaints of public urination thus far in 2026. The number of indecent infractions is up from 214 during the same period last year — a sizable 47.7% increase.

Almost kinda sad to see what NYC is turning into.

Public urination in NYC sees 50% surge in just one year: report

You live in NY? And have been watching people pee?