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What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands? A pocket watch.
A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
Q: What did the robber say to the clock?
A: Hands up!
Q: What does a wall clock do after it stops ticking?
A: It hangs around.
Q: What do you call a tense clock?
A: All wound up.
I'm sorry about the poor clock jokes, but I got them second hand.
Q:What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
A People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands? A pocket watch.
A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
Q: What did the robber say to the clock?
A: Hands up!
Q: What does a wall clock do after it stops ticking?
A: It hangs around.
Q: What do you call a tense clock?
A: All wound up.
I'm sorry about the poor clock jokes, but I got them second hand.
What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands? A pocket watch.
A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
Q: What did the robber say to the clock?
A: Hands up!
Q: What does a wall clock do after it stops ticking?
A: It hangs around.
Q: What do you call a tense clock?
A: All wound up.
I'm sorry about the poor clock jokes, but I got them second hand.
Q: What does a clock do when it's hungry?
A: (It goes back for/four seconds!)
Q: How does a witch tell time?
A: (With a witch watch!)
What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands? A pocket watch.
A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
Q: What did the robber say to the clock?
A: Hands up!
Q: What does a wall clock do after it stops ticking?
A: It hangs around.
Q: What do you call a tense clock?
A: All wound up.
I'm sorry about the poor clock jokes, but I got them second hand.
Q: What does a clock do when it's hungry?
A: (It goes back for/four seconds!)
Q: How does a witch tell time?
A: (With a witch watch!)
Q:What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
A People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.This is not enough corn for Uncle Alex.thecmonster.com - 3120 x 1483
It means corny jokes. Worn out or tiresome. The reaction is to groan.Q:What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
A People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.This is not enough corn for Uncle Alex.thecmonster.com - 3120 x 1483
Now you're just attempting to confuse me
