What's going on with "The Rapture?"

[Astrostar]

MSN

It appears, from all indications, that "The Rapture" event did not materialize as expected, and therefore the powers that be have done a recalculation and arrived at a new date for this Christian event.

It was originally expected to occur on September 23, 24 2025, but apparently did not take place. I don't know how they know this, unless some central "Rapture" headquarters keeps a tally on the believers, basically evangelical Christians nationwide; I know that Trump is still here and "unRaptured." It appears that the 2025 Rapture has been rescheduled to October 6, 7 2025.

On those two days folks should check up on their evangelical buddies, Trump included, to see if any have witnessed the "Second Coming of Christ," and departed with him to the land of milk and honey. Inquiring minds want to know. Stay tuned. Bigly!!!

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

MSN

It appears, from all indications, that "The Rapture" event did not materialize as expected, and therefore the powers that be have done a recalculation and arrived at a new date for this Christian event.

It was originally expected to occur on September 23, 24 2025, but apparently did not take place. I don't know how they know this, unless some central "Rapture" headquarters keeps a tally on the believers, basically evangelical Christians nationwide; I know that Trump is still here and "unRaptured." It appears that the 2025 Rapture has been rescheduled to October 6, 7 2025.

On those two days folks should check up on their evangelical buddies, Trump included, to see if any have witnessed the "Second Coming of Christ," and departed with him to the land of milk and honey. Inquiring minds want to know. Stay tuned. Bigly!!!

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It's not a "Christian event".

It's a lunatic event.





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[kyzr]

Catholics don't believe in rapture, so meh.

 

[Mr Natural]

That’s tomorrow.

I’ll be on the lookout for floating humans.

 

[hjmick]

It is a great song credited with introducing rap to a broader audience than it had been previously.

 

[1srelluc]

I'd rather take my chances with this guy:

 

[Manonthestreet]

Think the Book says like a thief in the night. Anyone predicting a date is a fool or opportunist.

 

[Mr Natural]

Think the Book says like a thief in the night. Anyone predicting a date is a fool or opportunist.

What book would that be?

 

[Hafar1014]

MSN

It appears, from all indications, that "The Rapture" event did not materialize as expected, and therefore the powers that be have done a recalculation and arrived at a new date for this Christian event.

It was originally expected to occur on September 23, 24 2025, but apparently did not take place. I don't know how they know this, unless some central "Rapture" headquarters keeps a tally on the believers, basically evangelical Christians nationwide; I know that Trump is still here and "unRaptured." It appears that the 2025 Rapture has been rescheduled to October 6, 7 2025.

On those two days folks should check up on their evangelical buddies, Trump included, to see if any have witnessed the "Second Coming of Christ," and departed with him to the land of milk and honey. Inquiring minds want to know. Stay tuned. Bigly!!!

There is surgery for this

 

[ReinyDays]

I just bought unripe bananas ... damn it ...

 

[Muhammed]

Apocalypse delayed.

Looks like Pastor Mhlakela's doomsday cult took a page out of the playbook of the Global Warming Doomsday Cult

 

[Couchpotato]

MSN

It appears, from all indications, that "The Rapture" event did not materialize as expected, and therefore the powers that be have done a recalculation and arrived at a new date for this Christian event.

It was originally expected to occur on September 23, 24 2025, but apparently did not take place. I don't know how they know this, unless some central "Rapture" headquarters keeps a tally on the believers, basically evangelical Christians nationwide; I know that Trump is still here and "unRaptured." It appears that the 2025 Rapture has been rescheduled to October 6, 7 2025.

On those two days folks should check up on their evangelical buddies, Trump included, to see if any have witnessed the "Second Coming of Christ," and departed with him to the land of milk and honey. Inquiring minds want to know. Stay tuned. Bigly!!!

Who are the “powers that be” exactly.

 

[Couchpotato]

MSN

It appears, from all indications, that "The Rapture" event did not materialize as expected, and therefore the powers that be have done a recalculation and arrived at a new date for this Christian event.

It was originally expected to occur on September 23, 24 2025, but apparently did not take place. I don't know how they know this, unless some central "Rapture" headquarters keeps a tally on the believers, basically evangelical Christians nationwide; I know that Trump is still here and "unRaptured." It appears that the 2025 Rapture has been rescheduled to October 6, 7 2025.

On those two days folks should check up on their evangelical buddies, Trump included, to see if any have witnessed the "Second Coming of Christ," and departed with him to the land of milk and honey. Inquiring minds want to know. Stay tuned. Bigly!!!

Anyone who tells you they know when tne second coming of Christ will happen either hasn’t read or understood the Bible. Or they are lying to you

 

[Votto]

MSN

It appears, from all indications, that "The Rapture" event did not materialize as expected, and therefore the powers that be have done a recalculation and arrived at a new date for this Christian event.

It was originally expected to occur on September 23, 24 2025, but apparently did not take place. I don't know how they know this, unless some central "Rapture" headquarters keeps a tally on the believers, basically evangelical Christians nationwide; I know that Trump is still here and "unRaptured." It appears that the 2025 Rapture has been rescheduled to October 6, 7 2025.

On those two days folks should check up on their evangelical buddies, Trump included, to see if any have witnessed the "Second Coming of Christ," and departed with him to the land of milk and honey. Inquiring minds want to know. Stay tuned. Bigly!!!

Jesus said that no man knows the day or hour, yet people claim they do?

Those Christians are just as ignorant of scripture as you are.

Funny that.

 

[Mr Natural]

Will Trump be sucked up into space during The Rapture or be left behind with the rest of us sinners?

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

There is surgery for this

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Or at least psychotropic drugs.

Maybe a good therapist.

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[kyzr]

That’s tomorrow.

I’ll be on the lookout for floating humans.

They don't float, they disappear, like <poof>

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

They don't float, they disappear, like <poof>

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Watch out on the freeway.

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[Crepitus]

MSN

It appears, from all indications, that "The Rapture" event did not materialize as expected, and therefore the powers that be have done a recalculation and arrived at a new date for this Christian event.

It was originally expected to occur on September 23, 24 2025, but apparently did not take place. I don't know how they know this, unless some central "Rapture" headquarters keeps a tally on the believers, basically evangelical Christians nationwide; I know that Trump is still here and "unRaptured." It appears that the 2025 Rapture has been rescheduled to October 6, 7 2025.

On those two days folks should check up on their evangelical buddies, Trump included, to see if any have witnessed the "Second Coming of Christ," and departed with him to the land of milk and honey. Inquiring minds want to know. Stay tuned. Bigly!!!

So they are saying it happened but it was only like 3 guys in some mountain-top monastery that qualified as pure enough.

The rest of you are screwed.

 

[ReinyDays]

Apocalypse delayed.

Looks like Pastor Mhlakela's doomsday cult took a page out of the playbook of the Global Warming Doomsday Cult

No credit to ISIS? ...