What your children find!

[Luissa]

Don't you love what your children find sometimes? You think you have it well hidden, but they some how still manage to find it.
Yesterday my son found a condom I have for emergencies, and proceeded to show my mom while she was babysitting. My mom told me she is happy I am being safe, but I should probably hide them better.

 

[Paulie]

lol @ 'emergencies'

 

[California Girl]

lol @ 'emergencies'

Yep.

Other people call 911... Not LuLu.

 

[Paulie]

lol @ 'emergencies'

Yep.

Other people call 911... Not LuLu.

I've been in that situation though where the heat of the moment takes you to that point and then BAM, no condom available.

It's kind of an emergency

 

[Luissa]

lol @ 'emergencies'

You know what I am talking about.

I have some I keep in my purse, even though I am not having sex. But the mother of a two and half crazy person can never be too careful. And then I keep one or two at home for those "emergencies".

 

[strollingbones]

omg your mother had to see this......really? hide them up.....on top of something....or else in the freezer....lol...they warm up fast

 

[Luissa]

lol @ 'emergencies'

Yep.

Other people call 911... Not LuLu.

Condoms and what you use them for solve all problems. You have a heart attack, just have sex, it will break that plaque loose.

 

[strollingbones]

i am not big on condoms....but they do work and are safe....

 

[Luissa]

omg your mother had to see this......really? hide them up.....on top of something....or else in the freezer....lol...they warm up fast

I am almost died when she told me today. I am just glad my dad didn't see it.
Six months ago when she was over she also found something else, I almost died.

 

[Luissa]

i am not big on condoms....but they do work and are safe....

I had an IUD, but my uterus in a matter of speaking somewhat ate it. It didn't really, but it went to far up inside, and I had to have it removed. Now I am not having sex, so if I happen to I just use condoms. I get a little crazy on the hormone birth controls, and my ass gets big.

 

[strollingbones]

omg...being one of the older more responsible people in my group....i have a list of where everyone hides what they dont want parents/kids to find....in case of their death i am to high tail it to their place and removed all sex toys and drugs...i really dont care to hear where your butt plug is....lol...nor does your mother....you do know they have lock boxes...right?

 

[Paulie]

omg your mother had to see this......really? hide them up.....on top of something....or else in the freezer....lol...they warm up fast

I am almost died when she told me today. I am just glad my dad didn't see it.
Six months ago when she was over she also found something else, I almost died.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that your parents know you have sex

 

[strollingbones]

o please paulie...the girl had sex once.....and has a baby to prove it...

and who wants mom finding your vibrator????

 

[Luissa]

omg your mother had to see this......really? hide them up.....on top of something....or else in the freezer....lol...they warm up fast

I am almost died when she told me today. I am just glad my dad didn't see it.
Six months ago when she was over she also found something else, I almost died.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that your parents know you have sex

They know I have HAD sex, I don't want them to think I am HAVING sex now.

And I think the other thing proves I am not getting it often.

 

[Luissa]

omg your mother had to see this......really? hide them up.....on top of something....or else in the freezer....lol...they warm up fast

I am almost died when she told me today. I am just glad my dad didn't see it.
Six months ago when she was over she also found something else, I almost died.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that your parents know you have sex

I also think my dad likes to believe my sister and I had virgin births.

 

[California Girl]

lol @ 'emergencies'

Yep.

Other people call 911... Not LuLu.

Condoms and what you use them for solve all problems. You have a heart attack, just have sex, it will break that plaque loose.

I call 911... and hope they send a hot police officer..... and that he brings his own condoms.

 

[Paulie]

I am almost died when she told me today. I am just glad my dad didn't see it.
Six months ago when she was over she also found something else, I almost died.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that your parents know you have sex

I also think my dad likes to believe my sister and I had virgin births.

As most dads would

 

[Luissa]

Yep.

Other people call 911... Not LuLu.

Condoms and what you use them for solve all problems. You have a heart attack, just have sex, it will break that plaque loose.

I call 911... and hope they send a hot police officer..... and that he brings his own condoms.

That was the best part apart about working at a nursing home, firemen came often.
I saw one Police Officer the other day that was so freakin hot, I almost committed a crime so he would have to frisk me.

 

[Luissa]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that your parents know you have sex

I also think my dad likes to believe my sister and I had virgin births.

As most dads would

I had to have my mom tell my dad when I found out I was pregnant. I wasn't worried about him knowing I was pregnant, I was worried he would know I had sex.