What to talk about now that dinner is over

[Crepitus]

Stuck with MAGA relatives around the table today? Gaslight them by pretending you’re a convert to their movement! Just slip these surefire talking points into the conversation:


Matt Gaetz would have been a great Attorney General. No one cares more about America’s children.

I can’t wait for Trump’s tariffs. I’m sick of paying so little for everything.

American education is a mess, and that’s because we’ve never had someone in charge of it with professional wrestling experience.

The fact that a worm ate half of RFK Jr’s brain means he won’t have as many thoughts distracting him from his job.

If you ask me, Kristi Noem’s dog was asking for it.

Thank God Trump is kicking out all those undocumented workers! If I want fruit and vegetables I’ll just pick them myself.

How to Gaslight Your Trump-Voting Relatives This Thanksgiving

Use these surefire talking points.

www.borowitzreport.com

 

[Thunk]

OH MAN I'm full! Whatchya got for dessert?

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Stuck with MAGA relatives around the table today? Gaslight them by pretending you’re a convert to their movement! Just slip these surefire talking points into the conversation:


Matt Gaetz would have been a great Attorney General. No one cares more about America’s children.

I can’t wait for Trump’s tariffs. I’m sick of paying so little for everything.

American education is a mess, and that’s because we’ve never had someone in charge of it with professional wrestling experience.

The fact that a worm ate half of RFK Jr’s brain means he won’t have as many thoughts distracting him from his job.

If you ask me, Kristi Noem’s dog was asking for it.

Thank God Trump is kicking out all those undocumented workers! If I want fruit and vegetables I’ll just pick them myself.

How to Gaslight Your Trump-Voting Relatives This Thanksgiving

Use these surefire talking points.

www.borowitzreport.com

Most of the right probably talked about your butthurt if they even bothered to talk politics

 

[yidnar]

Stuck with MAGA relatives around the table today? Gaslight them by pretending you’re a convert to their movement! Just slip these surefire talking points into the conversation:


Matt Gaetz would have been a great Attorney General. No one cares more about America’s children.

I can’t wait for Trump’s tariffs. I’m sick of paying so little for everything.

American education is a mess, and that’s because we’ve never had someone in charge of it with professional wrestling experience.

The fact that a worm ate half of RFK Jr’s brain means he won’t have as many thoughts distracting him from his job.

If you ask me, Kristi Noem’s dog was asking for it.

Thank God Trump is kicking out all those undocumented workers! If I want fruit and vegetables I’ll just pick them myself.

How to Gaslight Your Trump-Voting Relatives This Thanksgiving

Use these surefire talking points.

www.borowitzreport.com

a hate to break it to ya butt your attempted gas at the dinner table lighting probably failed.. the blue hair and pink dress you wore gave you away ..

 

[shockedcanadian]

Stuck with MAGA relatives around the table today? Gaslight them by pretending you’re a convert to their movement! Just slip these surefire talking points into the conversation:


Matt Gaetz would have been a great Attorney General. No one cares more about America’s children.

I can’t wait for Trump’s tariffs. I’m sick of paying so little for everything.

American education is a mess, and that’s because we’ve never had someone in charge of it with professional wrestling experience.

The fact that a worm ate half of RFK Jr’s brain means he won’t have as many thoughts distracting him from his job.

If you ask me, Kristi Noem’s dog was asking for it.

Thank God Trump is kicking out all those undocumented workers! If I want fruit and vegetables I’ll just pick them myself.

How to Gaslight Your Trump-Voting Relatives This Thanksgiving

Use these surefire talking points.

www.borowitzreport.com

Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste.

Your falling into temptation, don't do it sir.

 

[MisterBeale]

I think the only conversation I had, that was remotely political, was talking with my kid and his GF about the differences and advantages of either REAL ID or enhanced drivers licenses.

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Most normal folks talk about what is going on in their lives, books and movies, and sports, jobs etc.

No need to even broach politics at family gatherings. Who does that?

 

[JohnDB]

 

[MisterBeale]

 

[SaxonJackson]

1) How long has Kamel been a practicing alcoholic?
2) When should Joe Biden have been placed in an old folks home?
3) How many nose rings does the average Democrat have?
4) When will Bruce Jenner admit that he's a dude?
5) Who wants to watch loony lefties melt down on TikTok?
6) Let's guess what the "woke" Left's average IQ is without going over 60.

 

[justoffal]

Most of the right probably talked about your butthurt if they even bothered to talk politics

I don't remember any of this stuff when Obama was victorious. I didn't know of any families that excommunicated people from the family....nor when Biden won. I don't think conservatives do that sort of thing. When I have family over I never....ever...ever allow politics in mix. It's bad enough that when I visit my elderly parents I have to listen to Orange man bad four two hours lol.

 

[justoffal]

1) How long has Kamel been a practicing alcoholic?
2) When should Joe Biden have been placed in an old folks home?
3) How many nose rings does the average Democrat have?
4) When will Bruce Jenner admit that he's a dude?
5) Who wants to watch loony lefties melt down on TikTok?
6) Let's guess what the "woke" Left's average IQ is without going over 60.

How many unnatural hair colors does the left show off?