2/3 of the Federal government could disappear today and nobody would notice. But the swamp is difficult to drain. So first step is to not eliminate departments, but relocate them.
The DC region has some of the most elite housing markets that never sees a dip in the worst recessions. The DC swamp creatures live in a bubble world void of reality. Time to put the DC swamp creatures in real America.
Put the FBI hq in crime riddled SE Los Angeles. Put the CIA in a small Nebraska town. Scatter all of the departments to all corners of America. I hear Nome Alaska has reasonable housing costs.
The DC region has some of the most elite housing markets that never sees a dip in the worst recessions. The DC swamp creatures live in a bubble world void of reality. Time to put the DC swamp creatures in real America.
Put the FBI hq in crime riddled SE Los Angeles. Put the CIA in a small Nebraska town. Scatter all of the departments to all corners of America. I hear Nome Alaska has reasonable housing costs.
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