What starts with FU and ends with UCK?

[Robert W]

You said Full Truck, didn't you?

 

[Darkwind]

Of course I did.

 

[Concerned American]

You said Full Truck, didn't you?

what is a four letter word that ends in K that means the same as intercourse?

 

[Crepitus]

You said Full Truck, didn't you?

Firetruck.

 

[Robert W]

Firetruck.

Why did you say that? FI is not FU

 

[Robert W]

what is a four letter word that ends in K that means the same as intercourse?

Talk

 

[JGalt]

 

[Concerned American]

Talk

What goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet?

 

[Robert W]

What goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet?

Chewing gum

 

[Concerned American]

Chewing gum

And finally, what does a dog do on three legs that a woman does sitting down and a man does standing up?

 

[Robert W]

And finally, what does a dog do on three legs that a woman does sitting down and a man does standing up?

Shake hands or paws

 

[Concerned American]

Shake hands or paws

Are you a turtle?

 

[Robert W]

Are you a turtle?

Not one bit.

 

[Concerned American]

Not one bit.

You are now! Congratulations! If we ever meet, you owe me a drink.

Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles​

Fraternal organization
The Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles started as an informal "drinking club" between American World War II pilots, for humor and camaraderie. Any member who was asked "Are you a Turtle?" needed to reply, loudly, "You bet your sweet ass I am", or buy the questioner a drink.

 

[Robert W]

Are you a turtle?

A Turtle?

 

[Robert W]

You are now! Congratulations! If we ever meet, you owe me a drink.

Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles​

Fraternal organization
The Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles started as an informal "drinking club" between American World War II pilots, for humor and camaraderie. Any member who was asked "Are you a Turtle?" needed to reply, loudly, "You bet your sweet ass I am", or buy the questioner a drink.

No problem. I don't drink but can afford to buy you one.

 

[Concerned American]

No problem. I don't drink but can afford to buy you one.

Just remember the response to the question of membership.