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And I'm Dora the Explorer.
So you yell "Swiper, no Swiping" at people who want to take your guns because you're nutz?
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You say you know gun owners and then portray us with the accuracy of saying that blacks all act like Bojangles. You obviously are a city snob who has never touched a gun. Gun owners are all about safety first. That you don't know that shows you to be the liar that you are.
Actually, most sensible gun owners don't want crazy people to have a 30-round clip full of cop killer bullets either. I'm not talking about gun owners. I'm talking about you nut jobs who want to arm yourselves like the Zombie Apocalypse is coming because you are afraid of the government and Negros. (Which probably explains the panic you all have been in since 2009. It was a two-fer!)
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You like doing that. Saying you're experienced with guns, then portraying guns with the most stereotypical left wing caricature of them showing you know nothing of guns and have no experience. Just like how you were a Fox watching conservative and one day you woke up as a left wing moonbat who realized the Democratic party was right on every issue.
No, guy, I didn't wake up one day.
I got a call into my boss's office and was informed that I was going to be fired because I had run up too many medical bills, and ha, ha, there was nothing I could do about it hey, he didn't have to deal with a union.
Oh, yeah, and then finding myself with a new job that paid 25% less, a busted 401K and an Underwater Mortgage didn't help matter much either. Unlike you wingnuts, I didn't say, "Well, I still gots my gun, that's the important thing!"
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Here's a tip. If you want to say you were a gun owner, learn something about the attitudes of gun owners so you can connect with us. Don't just give us liberal stereotypes of us. If you want to claim to have been a Republican, learn something about what Republicans think so you can connect with them on some level.
Saying you shot guns and were a Republican but you didn't learn a damned thing about either one is just pointless. You might as well just admit you are and always were an apartment dwelling city liberal snob because a shallow claim to the contrary with zero to back it up accomplishes exactly zero.
I did learn something. I learned there are the "Rich" issues - Free Trade, Tax Cuts for the Rich, Right to Work - that the GOP really cares about and fights for.
And then there are the Rube issues - Abortion, gay marriage, Creationism - that they taut to keep stupid people like you voting against your own economic interests.
I finally figured this out. Took me until my late 40's, but I figured it out.
Guns fall into kind of a gray area in between. It is a rich issue in that the NRA wants to keep as many people scared as they can so they keep buying guns they really don't need. But it's a rube issue in that they keep playing you guys and trying to keep you scared, when in fact, a gun in your house is 43 times more likely to kill someone in the household than a bad guy.