What If There Is No Hell......

[JOKER96BRAVO]

This all reminds me of a joke...(but doesn't everything)

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it
up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the
most awful bloodcurdling screams. "Don't worry about that," says St.
Peter, "it's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades
for wings."

The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries
on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood
curdling screams "Oh my God," says the old lady, "now what is
happening?" "Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her
head drilled to fit the halo."

"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to
hell." "You can't go there, "says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and
sodomized." "Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the
holes for that!"

 

[Said1]

This all reminds me of a joke...(but doesn't everything)

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it
up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the
most awful bloodcurdling screams. "Don't worry about that," says St.
Peter, "it's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades
for wings."

The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries
on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood
curdling screams "Oh my God," says the old lady, "now what is
happening?" "Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her
head drilled to fit the halo."

"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to
hell." "You can't go there, "says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and
sodomized." "Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the
holes for that!"

Booo.

 

[Annie]

This all reminds me of a joke...(but doesn't everything)

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it
up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the
most awful bloodcurdling screams. "Don't worry about that," says St.
Peter, "it's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades
for wings."

The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries
on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood
curdling screams "Oh my God," says the old lady, "now what is
happening?" "Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her
head drilled to fit the halo."

"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to
hell." "You can't go there, "says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and
sodomized." "Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the
holes for that!"

:teeth: OMG! (No pun intended!) :halo: ouch!

 

[manu1959]

who do you tab for such a job?

haliburton

 

[manu1959]

This all reminds me of a joke...(but doesn't everything)

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it
up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the
most awful bloodcurdling screams. "Don't worry about that," says St.
Peter, "it's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades
for wings."

The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries
on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood
curdling screams "Oh my God," says the old lady, "now what is
happening?" "Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her
head drilled to fit the halo."

"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to
hell." "You can't go there, "says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and
sodomized." "Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the
holes for that!"

damn i already reped you today

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Booo.

Boo?????????

I never said it was funny.
(it was worth a grin)

 

[Said1]

Boo?????????

I never said it was funny.
(it was worth a grin)

That's why I put the little joker anyway.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

That's why I put the little joker anyway.

Gotcha.....
Sorry my humor is a little off tonight.
Working late sucks!

 

[Said1]

Gotcha.....
Sorry my humor is a little off tonight.
Working late sucks!

I was wondering what you were doing up so late, Squirt. :halo:

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

I was wondering what you were doing up so late, Squirt. :halo:

Workin late all week.

 

[Said1]

Workin late all week.

I'll take it your audit went well then? :

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

I'll take it your audit went well then? :

Actually it did.
We have some all night tests going on that I have to be here for.

 

[Said1]

Actually it did.
We have some all night tests going on that I have to be here for.

No pain no gain right?.

Well enjoy, and I'll smell ya later.

Hey wait, what thread is this again?

 

[-Cp]

Wow - did this thread ever get off topic... :/