What if Darren Wilson was not Human?

[Pogo]

What if Obama were not a race-baiting Community Organizer?

What if Darren Wilson were ..... Batfink?

 

[boedicca]

What if Obama were not a race-baiting Community Organizer?

What if Darren Wilson were ..... Batfink?

You rang?

 

[mudwhistle]

What if he were a cute li'l doggie?

I had a cute li'l doggie once. Kind and gentle soul she was. One day for whatever reason we brought in a kitten, and first thing presented it to the cute li'l gentle doggie. The cute li'l doggie, without any indication of aggression, made a kind of quick swipe with her mouth and next thing we knew the kitten was spewing blood all over the floor.

She bled to death right in front of us. We never got to know her. True story.


Oh the epilogue, if anyone wonders -- we did not vote to convict cute li'l doggie. We let her know she fucked up but didn't assess her to be an intentional killer. Because we knew her nature.

Seems in this case the little kitty was packing a S&W and pumped the pooch full of lead.

 

[BullKurtz]

Another question might be is a guy who's 6' 4" 296 lbs "unarmed"?

 

[TheOldSchool]

Another question might be is a guy who's 6' 4" 296 lbs "unarmed"?

Why stop there? What about a guy wearing particularly sturdy boots? Those can do some damage.

 

[BullKurtz]

Another question might be is a guy who's 6' 4" 296 lbs "unarmed"?

Why stop there? What about a guy wearing particularly sturdy boots? Those can do some damage.

Too heavy...I prefer a pair of laced-up kickin shoes with good tread on em for a sure-footed pivot.