I would if I could. I have several times. I have moved to Texas, Colorado, Arizona and Nevada. Something has always dragged me back here. Now I seem to have developed this entire family that somehow needs my attention. There is always something I have to do. Some disastrous personal problem that needs fixing.
Oh my. We don't have roadside vegetable stands. No dude with a pick up truck either. We do have periodic farmer's markets. Their stuff is really expensive. They sell a lot of crafts, hand made soap and crafted jewelry.I buy hams on sale, brah, and freeze it. I shop smart because I was taught to.
In reality, the last ham I got was probably $1.10/lb and it was a "spiral-sliced" ..aw wtf..not maple or honey..some kinda "other" glazed
ham. I paid $10 for a 9 pounder, you do the math.
Watermelon? Roadside vegetable stand or pickup truck dude that gathered some.
That was some good ham. I think it was "pecan-glazed". I throw that crap out anyway and smoke it.
I smoked it and it came out like ham candy. I really just bought to have a bone to do a pot of Spanish Bean Soup,
but there was a lot left over.
You've always seemed like a nice person. Save some of you, for you. They will be fine standing on their own.
I already posted the hundred dollar watermelon.
Actually I am an A#1 *****. This isn't my family. It's the dipshit family my son married into. They can't fight. They get into trouble and flounder around until I fix it.
You're a sociopath. However, you seem to be getting better. I learned that..not here.
Your son's problem. Get out and save yourself, even if you are an A#1 ***** or maybe as an A#1 *****. If they won't move away and handle their stuff, you should move, so they have to, and you can enjoy this time of life.
I will go so far as so say I am antisocial, lack empathy and compassion.
I really can't move. I don't have the money to start all over someplace else. We are always talking about a move to Idaho. Maybe that will happen. I don't have any relatives of my own. It's not like I can go to a widowed sister. Everything always turns out exactly the way it is supposed to be.
I know. It just is what it is.
its 6.99 for a watermelon at vons here in vegas....
Well they use the card that never stops giving money to them....
Oh, the hyperbole!!
