Build the wall and institute a fine for businesses who hire illegal foreign nationals... say $250,000 per head first.
Then I'll consider granting a pardon, for those that can pass a background check, with a ten year parole period for them to learn the English, US history, the Constitution, etc,... of the United States, along with their having no infractions during that time, for them to become naturalized.
Learn to compromise or I'm with the send them back and build the wall crowd.
Thanks for the demonstration that not all reason went out the window in this nativist frenzy - very welcome that - and for even mentioning "pardon".
Of course, we'd have to haggle about the details. You didn't think I'd see your threat to defect and just surrender, or did you? I also think the wall is a particularly preposterous boondoggle with no worth whatsoever. Remember the border between Gaza and Egypt? That's just a dozen miles or so, and still they didn't manage to control that border. What do you think will happen with thousands of miles? Also, the costs for that wall, devoted to helping Central America get on track, would do much more to curb immigration pressures than the wall ever could. And that's while net migration to the U.S. is negative, and has been for quite some time.
But you know as well as I do that the wall won't come, neither the business fine, and neither the pardon, unless the country turns 80% blue. Fat chance, eh? I, for one, also think that 11 million background checks aren't going to happen, either, but then, since we're doing pipe dreams in this situation - which didn't happen to us, it was brought about by the nation, collectively - why not? In the final analysis, I don't think the U.S. is a nation that is letting its policies guided by the aim to make as many as possible suffer, and to watch and gloat while it happens, even though at times exactly that seems to be the case.