Whatever grows I cut with the lawn mower.
Does it have a gasoline engine? I almost expect you to say, "no." But if you do use a gasoline mower, you're unecessarily contributing to climate change (or, at least, you believe you do) because there are alternatives. They do make electric mowers. A little incovenient because you have to get some extenstion chords if you have a big yard. But it should be worth it to save the planet. And if you're concerned about still using some fossil fuel that way, they do still make these things:
HEY! Good point!
Chris uses a gas lawn mower?????
You hypocritical bastard Chris!!
Shame on you.
Lawn mowers emit CO2.
CO2 warms the atmosphere.
Do you deny that fact???
Thus, Chris mows his lawn.
Chris warms the atmosphere.
Do you deny that fact??
So stop mowing your lawn Chris...
Chris stresses over the CO2 emitting impacts of his lawn mowing job...