Wow, you guys are pulling out all the stops and clutching those pearls tightly..and it's only Day 1.

Slow down, it's a marathon, not a sprint.
We will have lots of material every day, just like when that worthless Negro was ******* everything up on a daily basis.
That's it. Let it go. Get it all out.

I am loving you righties chasing your tails in a circle today. After four years of memes, gifs, and slogans, I have to admit, this is satisfying. Eventually, you'll be like children, get tired, and fall asleep...or poop in your pants.