Weight loss.

[Woodznutz]

My wife went to a fitness club to lose weight.
She lost twenty pounds the first day.
One of those machines tore her leg off.

 

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[jotathought]

My wife went to a fitness club to lose weight.
She lost twenty pounds the first day.
One of those machines tore her leg off.

At least it wasn't a left boob.

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

My wife went to a fitness club to lose weight.
She lost twenty pounds the first day.
One of those machines tore her leg off.

I need to lose 300 pounds, but my wife wont sign the divorce papers...

 

[TNHarley]

My wife went to a fitness club to lose weight.
She lost twenty pounds the first day.
One of those machines tore her leg off.

Good lord