CALIFORNIA Stupid Laws
It is illegal to give or receive oral sex.
In Cerritos, all dog waste must be removed from any yard within seven days.
In California, It is illegal to duck hunt while flying in an airplane.
In Los Angeles, customers in meat markets are prohibited from poking a turkey to see how tender it is.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
In Los Angeles, you can be fined for bathing two babies in the same tub at the same time.
Under California state law, it is illegal to peel an orange in a hotel room.
In Los Angeles a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap.
In Baldwin Park, nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
In San Francisco, it is illegal to spray people's clothing with saliva spewed out of your mouth.
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
In Blythe you are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least 2 cows.
In Berkeley, California, it's against the law to whistle for your lost canary before 7 A.M.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.
In California, community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.
Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal in Chico, CA.
