Wanking is good for you

[frigidweirdo]

Male masturbation could increase chances of having offspring, study suggests

Masturbation could increase a male primate's chances of having offspring, according to new research. The act of self-pleasuring may help with successful fertilisation by increasing arousal before sex, the study by University College London (UCL) said. Lead researcher Dr Matilda Brindle said...

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Male masturbation could increase chances of having offspring, study suggests​

Time men got out there and wanked a bit more. It'll boost a man's chances of producing kids. The religious right should be out there with porn mags as we speak.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Male masturbation could increase chances of having offspring, study suggests

Masturbation could increase a male primate's chances of having offspring, according to new research. The act of self-pleasuring may help with successful fertilisation by increasing arousal before sex, the study by University College London (UCL) said. Lead researcher Dr Matilda Brindle said...

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Male masturbation could increase chances of having offspring, study suggests​

Time men got out there and wanked a bit more. It'll boost a man's chances of producing kids. The religious right should be out there with porn mags as we speak.

You are on record as indicating that 11 year old British children who were victims of violent gang rape at the hands of Pakistani men were indulging in consensual sex and the men were just "tapping" those children, so how does this figure into your computations, here?

 

[Woodznutz]

It does keep the equipment in working order.

 

[frigidweirdo]

You are on record as indicating that 11 year old British children who were victims of violent gang rape at the hands of Pakistani men were indulging in consensual sex and the men were just "tapping" those children, so how does this figure into your computations, here?

Am I? I doubt that very much. I don't even know what you mean by "tapping".

That you didn't quote this supposed "on record" thing I wrote pretty much confirms that.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Am I? I doubt that very much. I don't even know what you mean by "tapping".

That you didn't quote this supposed "on record" thing I wrote pretty much confirms that.

Who Is Tommy Robinson and What Is He About:

I remember hearing about him years ago trying to get some kind of justice for these girls that were kidnapped and raped. The girls cannot even complain. They are dismissed as racists and face punishment themselves. Grooming gangs are still 'abusing girls across Britain' The whole grooming...

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You referred to 11 year old gang rape victims as just getting "tapped up" by their assailants.

Tapped up is a reference to cheep and easy sex.

 

[fncceo]

Male masturbation could increase chances of having offspring, study suggests

Masturbation could increase a male primate's chances of having offspring, according to new research. The act of self-pleasuring may help with successful fertilisation by increasing arousal before sex, the study by University College London (UCL) said. Lead researcher Dr Matilda Brindle said...

uk.yahoo.com

Male masturbation could increase chances of having offspring, study suggests​

Time men got out there and wanked a bit more. It'll boost a man's chances of producing kids. The religious right should be out there with porn mags as we speak.

If that were true, I'd have a dozen kids.

 

[Moonglow]

Male masturbation could increase chances of having offspring, study suggests

Masturbation could increase a male primate's chances of having offspring, according to new research. The act of self-pleasuring may help with successful fertilisation by increasing arousal before sex, the study by University College London (UCL) said. Lead researcher Dr Matilda Brindle said...

uk.yahoo.com

Male masturbation could increase chances of having offspring, study suggests​

Time men got out there and wanked a bit more. It'll boost a man's chances of producing kids. The religious right should be out there with porn mags as we speak.

If I masturbate I should shoot for the hoops of the labia?

 

[Moonglow]

If that were true, I'd have a dozen kids.

I think you have to masturbate while in the virginia.

 

[frigidweirdo]

If I masturbate I should shoot for the hoops of the labia?

Well, I've always heard that you should try and hit the wall.....

 

[Moonglow]

I don't need any more damn kids.

 

[Moonglow]

Well, I've always heard that you should try and hit the wall.....

That's why basketball players don't have many kids, because they dribble before they shoot.

 

[frigidweirdo]

That's why basketball players don't have many kids, because they dribble before they shoot.

Better than tennis players, they don't shoot at all.

 

[Moonglow]

Better than tennis players, they don't shoot at all.

What! No rim shot?

 

[frigidweirdo]

What! No rim shot?

Rimshot - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

getting onto drummers now...

 

[Moonglow]

Rimshot - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

getting onto drummers now...

No, I was talking about the tongue one.

 

[frigidweirdo]

No, I was talking about the tongue one.

I pretty sure the drummers use their tongues just like tennis players.

 

[Moonglow]

I pretty sure the drummers use their tongues just like tennis players.

To hold their sticks.

 

[frigidweirdo]

To hold their sticks.

A tongue is always good with something long and hard, don't you think?

 

[lennypartiv]

It does keep the equipment in working order.

And one day it will stop working.

 

[frigidweirdo]

If that were true, I'd have a dozen kids.

You've got to have a woman too..... doesn't just work having a wank. It's like changing the oil in your car, doesn't work if you have no wheels, no matter how much you play around with the oil.