Walmart Bans Emotional Support Alligator

[ozro]

I told me this already.

If I remember right, you can get 6 elephants in a Volkswagen beetle. Two in the front, there in back and one in the glovebox.
I think that's how that old joke went...
But anyway, me and my emotional support elephant shall go about boldly with me on his or her back.

 

[Dekster]

I think you are confused, that wasn't an elephant, that was one of the customers from Al Bundy's shoe store.
I will transport my elephant via Carnival Cruise ship. They can't say no, every carnival needs at least one elephant.

Last trip we took I had a fat guy manspreading all over the place in the center seat. It was awful, but fortunately that was a short flight otherwise I would have paid for an upgraded seat like I did on the long legs.

As for your elephant, be prepared. Carnival cruise is a guaranteed explosive poop infection trip.