Someone needs to start a group called 'Church of Lucifer's Reconciliation and Holy Grace'. Their goal is to get Lucifer to apologize to 'god' and have 'god' forgive him and allow him back into heaven, thus ending all misery on Earth for humans

. Of course it would mean the end of sex and murder, so people will have to find new hobbies like watching the grass in the Garden of Eden grow. But, since Lucifer is no longer a snake in a tree there will be no more temptation. Eve will be free to bake apple pies naked. All tv preachers will be out of a job and have to give the money back, yeah bummer for them. All the gigantic churches will be turned into sports arenas, though with no conflict everyone wins every game. All the racists will have to give that up or swim in lava for eternity (trump supporters are resisting this part of the platform).
Best of all we'll get to ask 'god' all those questions that have been burning in everyone's mind:
"Why in Nascar races do they only turn left? Can't they just race the other way once in a while to change it up?"
"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"
"Why were the drinks at Orange Julius so good if their logo was a devil?"
"Do you really just not like the Chicago Cubs?"
"Locusts, tornadoes, earthquakes...but sinkholes? What was the thought process there? 'Let me add one where they'll just disappear into a hole in the ground that swallows them up'. Yeah? A little overkill wouldn't you say?"
"You build mountains, and then you slowly tear them down. Bored? You don't have a huge Jenga set there?"
"No joke, how exactly did Mary get pregnant?"
"So all knowing...you didn't see that whole devil snake thing ahead of time?"
"The shart; were you being funny or is the rectum just not your best engineering work?"
"How could they build the pyramids 4,500 years ago and they are still standing but we build a bridge 50 years ago and it falls down in the middle of rush hour?"