Very sick parody

[hylandrdet]

At this time of the year, most networks began working on their "tributes" to the events that had taken place during the year.

I am a fan of song parodies. You know what that means...? :dev1:

On my web site this weekend, I challenged anyone to come up with the sickest parady of a song, so long as the theme of it came from this year's headlines. Here's this week's winner.

Singing Nancy Sinatra's "Bang, Bang", here's "CRZYGIRL" singing "Wham, Bam"



I remember him, he was six foot six
I had a rep for sucking dicks
I wanted to fuck him just for kicks
He was hurt, so he needed a fix…

Wham, Bam! He took me down
Wham, Bam! I swallowed it down
Wham, Bam! He then left town
Wham, Bam! My Kobe shot me down

I was in the room when things went wrong
He’d pounced on me like he’s King Kong
He wanted to put it where it didn’t belong
I said I can’t; your slong’s too long

Wham, Bam! He took me down
Wham, Bam! I swallowed it down
Wham, Bam! He then left town
Wham, Bam! My Kobe shot me down

I wanted him to be my man
Instead he took off and ran
I tried to use rape as my plan
But they found the sperm of the other man…

Now that my secret’s out
I’d dropped the charges and settled out
My Kobe left and I don’t know why
Who cares, I have millions; why should I cry…

Wham, Bam! He took me down
Wham, Bam! I swallowed it down
Wham, Bam! He then left town
Wham, Bam! My Kobe shot me down

 

[hylandrdet]

This one was sent anonymously because that's my policy. All I can tell you is that this person is from Santa Monica, CA. I couldn't resist it because somehow, this person manage to put Bob Segar and Martha Stewart together.

With that being said, Here's "anonymous" singing "My Kitchen Robe Again"

(Sax beginning)

I'd never thought I'll be convicted of being caught in a lie
After all I am a good woman, who could bake a killer pie
Although I am now in jail, I choose not to cry

It started some years ago, a friend gave me a tip
I'd bail out my stock quickly, and gave all of them the slip
But my friend had betrayed me and sent me on this trip.


Now, here I am... My kitchen robe again
There I am... Feeding women with rage
There I go... Decorating their pig pins
I'm Martha Stewart...Turn the page


When I was first indicted... my confidence grew real quick
The only jury that could convict me... could only be of pricks
But I'd realize that this New York... And I started to get sick

When the case was said and done.. All I could do was sit and wait
While the jury was in their room, taking time to deliberate
When they came out and said GUILTY, I knew it was out of hate


Now, here I am... My kitchen robe again
There I am... Feeding women with rage
There I go... Decorating their pig pins
I'm Martha Stewart...Turn the page


When my sentence is complete, I will leave with a sense of glee
for I'd converted these savage women, into cooking and potpourri
When the cage slam for the last time, those women will all miss me...

(sax)

I've already receive proposals, from businesses of high class
Who want me to host their shows, and be amongst their brass
So to all that hated me, you can kiss my properly attired ass!

Now, here I am... My kitchen robe again
There I am... Feeding women with rage
There I go... Decorating their pig pins
I'm Martha Stewart...Turn the page

Now, here I am... My kitchen robe again
There I am... Feeding women with rage
There I go... Decorating their pig pins
There I Go, there I Go!

 

[fuzzykitten99]

Before the feds started watching Kazaa, my hubby pulled one off that is to the tune of Oh Suzanna, but changed to be more patriotic...

We come from Alabama
But we're in Afghanistan
Navy Seals and Green Berets,
huntin' for a man...

They say he has a bearded face,
a diarper on his head.
I heard we won't be comin' home,
until that fucker's dead.

Oh Bin Laden,
Oh don't you die to quick
I've come to fuck your fanny
with some anthrax on my dick

When the Saud is finally captured,
let's not cut off his dork...
Just handcuff both his testicles
and drag 'em to New York

There we'll contact firemen
turn on a powerhose
screw it to his sphincter
til the shit comes out his nose!

Oh Bin Laden,
Oh don't you die to quick
I've come to fuck your fanny
with some anthrax on my dick

We realize that prison food
will probably give him gas
So instead let's launch a bunker bomb
up his fucking ass!

Goodbye asshole,
you fucking make me gag
you're like 10 pounds of camel shit,
in a nine pound bag