Nemo Securus
Captain Common Sense
A man decides to take a trip out to Las Vegas and really get the full experience. He went to all the best casinos, saw all the best shows and did all the best drugs. When he almost felt there was nothing more he could do, he decides he needs to get a prostitute.
Walking down the strip he picks the sexiest hooker he can find and asks, "Hey baby, how much for a hand job?"
The hooker laughs and says, "50 dollars."
"Wow 50 dollars?" he screams, "Thats a little high don't you think"
The hooker replies, "Well, you see that restaurant across the street? I paid for that with all the money from my hand jobs, because they are just that good."
"I've gotta have one then!" The man says excited.
When they finish the act the man still not satisfied asks, "What about a blow job?"
Hooker says, "Oh honey, those are 500 dollars."
"No way!" says the man.
"Well those are so good, I paid for that 30 story casino over there with the money I earned from blow jobs, because I'm just that good." The hooker says in a sexy tone.
So the man gave in and completely enjoyed his 500 dollar BJ. When they were done he said, "I just have to ask; how much for some pussy?"
The Hooker smiled real big and whispered in the mans ear, "Baby, if I had a pussy I would own this town."
THE END
Walking down the strip he picks the sexiest hooker he can find and asks, "Hey baby, how much for a hand job?"
The hooker laughs and says, "50 dollars."
"Wow 50 dollars?" he screams, "Thats a little high don't you think"
The hooker replies, "Well, you see that restaurant across the street? I paid for that with all the money from my hand jobs, because they are just that good."
"I've gotta have one then!" The man says excited.
When they finish the act the man still not satisfied asks, "What about a blow job?"
Hooker says, "Oh honey, those are 500 dollars."
"No way!" says the man.
"Well those are so good, I paid for that 30 story casino over there with the money I earned from blow jobs, because I'm just that good." The hooker says in a sexy tone.
So the man gave in and completely enjoyed his 500 dollar BJ. When they were done he said, "I just have to ask; how much for some pussy?"
The Hooker smiled real big and whispered in the mans ear, "Baby, if I had a pussy I would own this town."
THE END
