US-trained anti-terror chief dubbed 'The Tajik' who defected to ISIS is made 'minister of war'

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LISTEN, ISIS, YOU'RE GONNA BE DESTROYED SO QUICKLY YOUR HEAD WILL SPIN! MY ORANGE BEAR TRUMP WILL KILL EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!

US-trained police boss dubbed 'The Tajik' becomes ISIS 'war minister'

 

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can anyone translate this gibberish? i'm guessing weakbama surrendered to erdogan and gave him gulen

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